Henry Payne by Henry Payne

Henry Payne

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  1. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Does it have the male compensation package?

  2. Stipple

    Stipple said, over 1 year ago

    This must mean he really really likes it.

  3. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, over 1 year ago

    An editorial cartoonist trying to make two points is like a dog trying to stand on one leg (as evidenced by the confused comments).

    1) The Corvette has ALWAYS been a very attractive car for a certain type of man at a certain age (like my orthodontist).

    2) And, of course, if anyone likes anything, the Surgeon General has to warn them never to use it.

  4. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, over 1 year ago

    @Radish, male compensation package? Good one.
    Useless car. What good is it? Fastest car between gas stations.

  5. Respectful Troll

    Respectful Troll said, over 1 year ago

    Its a very pretty four wheeled motorcycle..with trunk space.
    Good comment Radish, though I’ve seen a few women driving them – probably part of the divorce settlement. ;)
    With more 80mph highways opening up in the nation, we may see more muscle cars. I did enjoy the autobahn in Germany tho. Wish I’d had a better car tho.

  6. mikefive

    mikefive said, over 1 year ago

    I’d like to have a Veyron, but if I had one I don’t know what I’d do with it.

  7. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Another version of the overpriced, overrated, over-hyped fiberglass butter dish!

  8. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 1 year ago

    Ah, the Chevrolet Corvette… a product of decades of automotive engineering, its engine specifically tuned to cause the brains of attractive young women to think “the man in that car is virile, well-endowed and not at all balding!”
    …or, at least, that’s what a great many of its owners would LIKE to believe….

  9. jack75287

    jack75287 said, over 1 year ago


  10. Stipple

    Stipple said, over 1 year ago

    The Michelle Corvette, I like it.
    Much classier than Stingray.

  11. ahab

    ahab GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago


    Your white cloak is showing.

  12. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 1 year ago

    Before you buy one ask your car insurance company for an estimate and be sitting down when you hear it.

  13. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    My friend’s three year old Corvette moves two people quite well, with over 30 MPG fuel economy, and performance. Much better than those 6 MPG SUVs also carrying only one or two people 88% (or more) of their lives!

    Of course having driven those other “plastic cars”, namely Lotus Elans, for over 40 years, also getting high performance and good fuel economy, must say that Corvettes are rather huge by comparison. (My brother had one of the second year (64) “Original” stingrays, many years ago.)

    BTW, some “old lady” hogging the center lane at 5mph slower than the flow of traffic, regardless the speed limit, is over 500 times more likely to CAUSE an accident, than someone traveling WITH the flow of traffic at 10 MPH above the “posted” limit on limited access highways. Also used to cruise in Nevada and Montana with “reasonable and prudent” rather than speed limits at well over 100 mph, quite safely, and the state patrol just ignored it unless you were doing something stupid like unsafe passing, weaving in an out, or driving DUII.

    It IS the drivers blocking traffic flow, ignoring “right of way” rules, or failing to maintain their vehicles who should lose their license, not ’vette types “doing what comes naturally” in vehicles designed to do that safely.

    Sorry folks, pet peeve!!

  14. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, over 1 year ago

    In my neck of the woods Corvette owners drive like old ladies because of all the speed traps. Meanwhile they let me break the speed limit because my econo car doesn’t even look like it can go fast.

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