Henry Payne by Henry Payne

Henry Payne

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  1. wmconelly

    wmconelly said, almost 2 years ago

    Payne’s cold so there can’t possibly be climate change. The hell with science—meaning a thesis tested over time by different people in different circumstances—we’ve got ice on the neighborhood pond — and a brisk breeze blowing from the reactionary right.

  2. jack75287

    jack75287 said, almost 2 years ago

    Yeah the North has had two or three good winters in a row now. Listen Global Warming I am not so sure of, climate change yeah that is an issue and the larger the population more of an issue it is going to be. The North American Continent is a little warmer and dryer and that is something that needs to be managed. Making it into another issue all together sorry I am not ready for that.

  3. Harleyquinn

    Harleyquinn GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    must burn some more money on magic green jobs to keep warm.

  4. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    What will they say in summer when its 120 degrees?

  5. MortyForTyrant

    MortyForTyrant said, almost 2 years ago


    Please keep in mind the audience you are writing to here and add {satire} tags, otherwise you will be misunderstood or misquoted in the future…

  6. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, almost 2 years ago

    These scientists have a crazy definition of climate change that involves taking the temperatures from every single themometer run by an official meterological agency, and comparing the average temperatures over entire years.

    The real definition of global warming is that every day must be hotter than the day before.

    So as long as winters are colder than summers, there is absolutely no global warming.

    Even if winters today are, on average, warmer than winters 70 years ago and summers are, on average, warmer than summers 70 years ago. Even if we can calculte the ‘normal’ ranges that were seen over the last 70 years, and have mathematical tests that show average temperatures are warmer than those ranges. Mathematics is the work of warlocks, and no decent Christian ever uses math, so taking averages is a mortal sin, let along calculating ranges.

    Before we got this modern degeneration into evil, back when we enforced basic standards of decency, we burned mathematicians at the stake, as every decent, right thinking person wants to do in middle school math class.

    As long as winter is colder than summer, there is absolutely no global warming if you’re a good Christian.

  7. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    For “deniers”: a red octagon denotes a “STOP” sign. A yellow triangle is a “YIELD” sign. Got it? Okay, that’s too complex a lesson for them to follow in traffic rules, let alone the science of climate change, but we can keep trying to educate them on SOMETHING their tiny minds can grasp!

  8. Quipss

    Quipss said, almost 2 years ago


    That 36 billion dollars really was a handful over 4 years, At home i had some financial issues, I realized that the issue came from toothpaste, I stopped using toothpaste, not much changed but I’m comparatively less in debt

    Never mind that all that money went into creating well paying jobs, if you can stabilize a new company with say 10 billion profit, so likely a national provider one day, Corporate and payroll taxes will create a return in 4 years.

    Fun fact: Global warming is not a theory that everywhere on the globe is warming, but a theory that the global average will continue to rise. Statistically that is true, Climate change is a related theory that states that differing regions will see different results. As well as that weather will become more extreme ( freezing winters, boiling summers, I.E the mid-west in the past year)

  9. pirate227

    pirate227 said, over 1 year ago

    How ignorant this toon is.

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