Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 8 months ago

    Oh Dakota Your just barely putting up with how weird your life has been since you met Phoebe and her unicorn aren’’t you?

  2. ujean

    ujean said, 8 months ago

    No insults? Either Dakota is mellowing or she’s gotten resigned to Phoebe’s strangeness.

  3. Me3000

    Me3000 said, 8 months ago

    maybe she misses her magical hair

  4. Me3000

    Me3000 said, 8 months ago

    @dana a little autobiographical? because you got me to a t at that age

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 8 months ago

    Dakota’s reaction reminds me of a doc in an old WB cartoon.

    Bugs bunny was reading the entire eye chart— all the way down to the little manufacturer’s label at the bottom. The ophthalmologist took a magnifying glass and read it. Then looked and said “uh… yeah…”


  6. Jonathan K.

    Jonathan K. said, 8 months ago


    Maybe she made a New Years resolution: if you have nothing nice to say, then say nothing.

    I hope we will see that cute little girl who accused Phoebe of stealing her ball.

  7. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 8 months ago

    I see the snow melted faster than Dakota’s attitude.

  8. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 8 months ago

    I can almost hear Dakot’s thoughts in panel 3:

    “Friend Chart? Frenemy? Check IN? Walk away, girl…just waaaaalk away.”

  9. Happyᵌ

    Happyᵌ GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    I think I’m on Dakotas side on this one.
    Friends are friends. Period.

  10. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    “Frenemy sitrep: Status quo continues.”

  11. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 8 months ago

    “Whatever” Dakota said.

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 8 months ago

    Hard to be friendly when one is called a “frenemy” isn’t it Dakota? Better to say nothing and walk away hoping the Phoebe will not speak to her again…

  13. John W Kennedy

    John W Kennedy GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    As a straight male adult, I find it all rather strange, but I know plenty of teenage girls who obsess over the Periodic Table of Relationships, and I’ve heard that gay teenage boys do the same, at least in hothouse environments like British boarding schools. (And I remember Dorothy L. Sayers remarking at one point how strange it was that men would be friends with other men even when they had only one thing in common.)

  14. Hag5000

    Hag5000 said, 8 months ago

    I suppose Dakota could have given her the old BLART

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 8 months ago

    I didn’t know many would obsess over friends. I guess not having many it wasn’t of interest to me any kind of social positioning.

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