Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. Mister Ed

    Mister Ed said, 10 months ago

    Many of the Ninja tales are exaggerations/ploys to make them seem more formidable.

  2. Luuuuuuuuuuuuu

    Luuuuuuuuuuuuu said, 10 months ago

    Oh no! Now Phoebe stole her belief that all fourth graders are ninjas!

  3. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 10 months ago

    Did Dakota tell you that? There not All ninjas. Only the ones who aren’t internet pirates, clowns, or highly confused on what label to identify with. but you should totally be her big sister and defend her with the powers of unicorn! 1st get her name.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

    Wonder if the old rhyme is still around? Probably too non-PC now.:

    1st grade babies, 2nd grade tots. 3rd grade angels, 4th grade snots. 5th grade peaches, 6th grade pears. And all the rest are big, fat bears…

  5. Neo Stryder

    Neo Stryder said, 10 months ago

    Phobe: Not all kids, just Randy Cunningham… besides, my services are expensive.

  6. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 10 months ago

    Samurai maybe, but not Ninjas

  7. Hag5000

    Hag5000 said, 10 months ago

    It would be a nice bonus for that kid…Phoebe as a bodyguard and bonus unicorn backup.

  8. Daniel Drazen

    Daniel Drazen said, 10 months ago

    Or pirates. Or zombies. Or whatever the media flavor of the month is.

  9. Dogday88

    Dogday88 GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    When my son entered 7th grade, junior high in our area, the school had a meeting for parents, the purpose of which was to warn us to batten down the hatches; that this was a rough time of life for them; and it was going to be, as Bette Davis said, “a bumpy night.” I was grateful I didn’t have a daughter by the time we left.

  10. T_Lexi

    T_Lexi said, 10 months ago

    : D I’d really love to see Marigold in a Ninja costume…

  11. Happyᵌ

    Happyᵌ GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Cool!
    Mentor time.

  12. Me3000

    Me3000 said, 10 months ago

    see conversating solves all problems

  13. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 10 months ago

    @Hag5000

    I could see Phoebe and Marigold dressed as body guards. Actually I think I did…no never mind I was thinking of a picture I saw of them playing the blues…well moving on…Maybe Phoebe should become a samurai (one of seven along with comic strip characters to be named later) and agree to work for a bowl of rice?

  14. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 10 months ago

    I can’t wait to know your name little girl.

  15. CharlieTuba

    CharlieTuba GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    All fourth graders aren’t ninjas, but all ninjas are fourth graders.

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