Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. Kali39

    Kali39 said, about 1 year ago

    Yeah, Phoebe – keep your priorities straight!

  2. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, about 1 year ago

    Phoebe H. We have an almost last name. and interestingly even closer to Phoebe from Hey Arnold who also has an H last name! I gotta know what goes with Dakota Reed and Marigold Heavenly Nostrils?

  3. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, about 1 year ago

    I also like how the report starts with a disclaimer. Can’t recall off the top of my head other quotes that started with “your not going to believe this but its true” but it reminds me of some movie or cartoon or some thing.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    The following is a true story … sort of… kind off…
    It happened to a friend of a friend of mine.

  5. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, about 1 year ago

    Just tell her about the music camp and there is no need to mention the species of your best friend.

  6. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, about 1 year ago

    @Q4horse

    Even music camp was a tad implausible, considering her bunk mate was borderline psychopathic!

  7. Neo Stryder

    Neo Stryder said, about 1 year ago

    As if she havem’t see you before.

  8. sjsczurek

    sjsczurek said, about 1 year ago

    “On the first day of my summer vacation – I woke up. Then, I went downtown. To – look – for – a – job. Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.
    “On the second day of my summer vacation – I woke up. Then, I went downtown. To – look – for – a – job. Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.
    “On the third day of my summer vacation – I woke up. Then, I went downtown. To – look – for – a – job. Then I got a job. – Keeping people from hanging out in front of the drugstore.”
    =
    “Uh – that’s fine, young man. Young man – - young man – -
    SHUT UUUUUUUUP!!!!”

  9. Me3000

    Me3000 said, about 1 year ago

    @Destiny23

    i thought that was a required personality trait of kids sent to summer camp (it was at mine)

  10. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, about 1 year ago

    Agreed Phoebe.

  11. Hag5000

    Hag5000 said, about 1 year ago

    It couldn’t be any stranger than the things Sue wants to bring to class.

  12. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, about 1 year ago

    Guess it’s not the same teacher from when she showed her unicorn to the class.

  13. ZaphodBblbrx

    ZaphodBblbrx said, about 1 year ago

    @kaykeyser

    If you ever read the book “Freaky Friday” (forget both movie versions), it actually starts something like that. “I know you’re not going to believe me, no one in their right minds could possibly believe me, but it’s true. Really, it is!” Or something to that effect.

  14. Luuuuuuuuuuuuu

    Luuuuuuuuuuuuu said, about 1 year ago

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  15. jadoo823

    jadoo823 said, about 1 year ago

    …shouldn’t phoebe be writing this out in longhand, to practice her cursive?…

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