Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, 12 months ago


  2. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @The Life I Draw Upon

    Close enough.

  3. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 12 months ago

    Soccer? Kickball? Wrestling?

  4. Starman Stormtrooper

    Starman Stormtrooper said, 12 months ago


    You wouldn’t want to wrestle a unicorn. Their horn could be used as a weapon.

  5. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 12 months ago

    @Starman Stormtrooper

    Cowboys wrestle Steers and they have two horns.

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    I hope we’re not going to be shown this contest.
    Love the expressions in the last panel.

  7. Neo Stryder

    Neo Stryder said, 12 months ago


  8. Jada Witmer

    Jada Witmer said, 12 months ago

    Being as how Phoebes best friends is a unicorn, I would say that the idea of fairness went out the door a long time ago. And everyone knows that when a unicorn spits, it spits out rainbows, so nothing is really fair with a unicorn. They do everything different and with a special flair that no human can match.

  9. Hag5000

    Hag5000 said, 12 months ago

    They could play tennis. Marigold would just stick the racket on the end of her horn.

    Phoebe: Double fault!
    Marigold: Unicorns do not double fault.

  10. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 12 months ago

    Don’t forget the belchin’ and cussin’ after.

  11. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    “And no magic this time! I don’t want Mom getting another angry call from some guy in Bulgaria.”
    “I still cannot imagine how he figured out the trajectory.”

  12. ArthurAllen

    ArthurAllen said, 12 months ago

    I suppose steroid use is out.

  13. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 12 months ago

    Just make sure you check the wind direction this time.

  14. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 12 months ago

    Hee hee hee!

  15. Dogday88

    Dogday88 GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago


    Oh no! Picturing the way that’s done, you know Phoebe isn’t going to get into position to grab Marigold’s horn and throw her to the ground, even if she could. Not good for the relationship!!

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