Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, over 1 year ago

    Well this can’t end well. Unless it ends with Dakota laid up along side you both sick with hot water bottles on your heads while she said “This is an other fine mess you got me in to.” Buy, yah I can just see any thing form Pheebs passing out on stage, sneezing threw a line to getting the entire cast sick. or maybe she just eats the lolly pop and looses it soon after? Or she could just fail at faking healthy.

    or be so good at faking healthy that when she wants to fake sick she can’t.

  2. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, over 1 year ago

    You cannot fake out your Mom. They have a sixth sense about such things. She feels your forehead and you are busted.

  3. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, over 1 year ago

    Do the right thing. Dip the lolly pop in hot parafin. Then take small milk carton and fill with plaster of paris. Place waxed lollypop upside down in wet plaster with stick pointing up.
    As it dries carefully wiggle the stick. Make ten of these and put them on a sheet of plywood slightly larger than your dollhouse. Attach springs from dollhouse to board at four corners. Earthquake proof dollhouse!

  4. rpmurray

    rpmurray said, over 1 year ago

    I don’t think Dakota would have any trouble thinking she was a bug, acting or no acting.

  5. skydancer11

    skydancer11 said, over 1 year ago

    Why do I have the feeling this is not going to end well?

  6. Happy, Happy, Happy!!!

    Happy, Happy, Happy!!! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    She bugs Dakota…

  7. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, over 1 year ago

    If she throws up onstage, Dakota will never let her hear the end of it.

  8. Luuuuuuuuuuuuu

    Luuuuuuuuuuuuu said, over 1 year ago

    No lack of confidence or fear of failure here!

  9. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 1 year ago

    “Now THERE’S something you don’t see every day, Chauncey.”


    “What’s that, Edgar?”


    “A little kid, trying to fake that she ISN’T sick, so she CAN go to school.”

  10. Jeffrey Hope

    Jeffrey Hope said, over 1 year ago

    For some reason, I always thought both Phoebe and Millie looked better with bedheads.

    @Simon_Jester
    That’s a very good joke. It made me laugh a little.

  11. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    @Simon_Jester

    This happened to a girl in my first grade class. She came because we had a field trip to the zoo that day. She was doing okay until we came to the elephants, when one of them decided to make a huge poop. We were downwind of them. She threw up.

  12. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, over 1 year ago

    Good luck Phoebe.

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    I must admit Phoebe doesn’t look so healthy now. Those dark bags under her eyes and all.

  14. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, over 1 year ago

    @sphinx wormwood

    How does THAT help any one?

  15. bopard

    bopard said, over 1 year ago

    Mary had a little lamb,
    she also had the flu.
    So when she came to school one day,
    the others got it too.

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