Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils


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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    Hey, the ham belongs in the refrigerator!

  2. ujean

    ujean said, 12 months ago

    The Gong Show just rose from the mists of time to gang-gong that performance. Totally faked smile in panel 4 kills the whole song.

  3. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 12 months ago


    Well that, and the fact that it was sung to the tune of, ‘Like A Virgin’

  4. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 12 months ago

    I so want to see these two end up not getting that part.

  5. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 12 months ago

    You can’t top something that is already so far over the top.

  6. Neo Stryder

    Neo Stryder said, 12 months ago

    I don’t get it.

  7. ujean

    ujean said, 12 months ago

    @Neo Stryder

    Not too much to get. Phoebe and Bruno agree that Dakota’s audition would look better between two slices of bread with lots of mustard. Also the scenery now has toothmarks all over it.

  8. ujean

    ujean said, 12 months ago



  9. Veteran

    Veteran GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    What can I say?
    Two DIVAS at it again.
    We will hear about it later on TMZ.

  10. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago


    I don’t think that’s supposed to be a smile, just a pleading face.
    As for choking on the scenery, well, it’s all chewed up.

  11. JanCinLV

    JanCinLV said, 12 months ago

    Is Dakota another Tiffany? Will she lose the lead in the play and then refuse to believe she lost it? Stay tuned……

  12. John W Kennedy

    John W Kennedy GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    There are at least seven unrelated English words that have ended up being spelt “l u g”. This does not appear to be any of them.

    But it looks as though I’m right about the play. There’s a scene of exposition, then an interminable succession of two-scenes between Lisa Ladybug and another character (in each of which Lisa recites this speech or a close variant and the other character makes a negative reply), and then the last scene offers a resolution, and a Moliére-like re-entry of all the characters, unless each new character has tagged along with Lisa, like the Henny-Penny gang. Either way, it all ends in a final chorus, ending with a couplet that shamelessly begs for applause while setting up a company bow.

    Well, at least that’s how it’s supposed to work. You know—/without/ a unicorn.

  13. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 12 months ago

    I guess so Phoebe.

  14. bopard

    bopard said, 12 months ago

    @John W Kennedy

    Ug lug. I instantly thought of ‘ya big lug [nut]’ insult. It never made it to dictionary. You did make me curious enough to check.
    The way DAK used ‘lug’ I never thought of the obvious luggage lug.
    ?What are other 6 unrelated to dragging about?

  15. bopard

    bopard said, 12 months ago

    You have to admit DAK has the rubber face you have to have
    for emoting to the back of the auditorium.
    You have to be sincere; once you can fake that the rest is in the bag. – Burns

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