Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 4 months ago

    Why did I just read that text Balloon in a Woody Allen voice?
    Also how can you prove that Lord is not either a unicorn child or a talking land Narwhal? Maybe he’s a midget. I hope he’s laying down and not standing.

    Either way I think He’s beneath Marigold.

    Also It IS a very lovely shrubbery. I like the Laurels particularly.

  2. baleyeman42

    baleyeman42 said, 4 months ago

    Hmm, be interesting to see where this goes…

  3. vikipa

    vikipa said, 4 months ago

    @kaykeyser

    I did the Woody Allen thing too. Then I read your comment and almost spit coffee all over my keyboard. Good morning!

  4. isaiahammar

    isaiahammar said, 4 months ago

    I don’t know who woody allen sounds like. I just pictured a light bass voice.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

    Unless that’s a painted carrot stuck in a bush .. .and Lord Splendid Humility is a ventriloquist.

  6. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, 4 months ago

    When he emerges, he will be either the most stunning beast in all of Nature’s (Magic’s) creation or he’ll be 2’ high with a 2’ corn. I’m sure Dana will still surprise us with her creativity tho… No pressure! ;)

  7. isaiahammar

    isaiahammar said, 4 months ago

    It would be cool if Humility just turned out to be a shrub/unicorn mutant.

  8. magicwalnut

    magicwalnut said, 4 months ago

    @isaiahammar

    Um…..can you actually picture a voice?

  9. T_Lexi

    T_Lexi said, 4 months ago

    In my head, LSH’s voice is sounding a lot like Commander Data of Star Trek.

  10. UsernameUsername1234

    UsernameUsername1234 said, 4 months ago

    @kaykeyser

    I read it as Allen Rickman.

  11. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 4 months ago

    @isaiahammar

    The Ant from Antz. He cameoed on the Simpsins claiming it was the only movie kids would know him from.

  12. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 4 months ago

    @UsernameUsername1234

    Well, I got the Allen part right. I could also read him as Peter Lori.

  13. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 4 months ago

    I don’t think we will ever get to see more than his horn. He seems to have a camoflage sheild, a variation on Marigold’s sheild of borringness. The type of camo will probably vary a lot depending on context. That should make for a lot of comic opportunities.

  14. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 4 months ago

    @kaykeyser

    He cannot be beneath Marigold. It is not anatomically possible for the mare to be on top.

  15. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 4 months ago

    @DreamScourge

    It will be so much more fun if he is always hidden or camoflaged in some way. Any time Marigold and Phoebe go for a ride a voice and horn will emerge from some new comical location.

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