Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. Luuuuuuuuuuuuu

    Luuuuuuuuuuuuu said, 4 months ago

    Maybe Marigold should wear a bag on her /tail/. Oooh, with eye holes cut out of it.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

    Then Marigold is crushed when she finds out that it’s a tricorn.

  3. baleyeman42

    baleyeman42 said, 4 months ago

    Oooh nice comeback Marigold!

  4. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 4 months ago

    One time I bagged a unicorn I bagged her to give me a ride to the park. ( or ) One morning I saw a Unicorn in my pajamas. How she got in my pajamas I’ll never know.

  5. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 4 months ago

    What happens when the reality falls short of the ideal? That can’t happen, because unicorns are perfect, which is how Marigold got her valentines mixed up.

  6. isaiahammar

    isaiahammar said, 4 months ago

    Marigold wants the world to see her beauty!

  7. peachguy

    peachguy said, 4 months ago

    Half the people I know should wear a bag on their head.

  8. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 4 months ago

    Oh boy.

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

    Bag on her head? The Unknown Unicorn…

  10. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 4 months ago

    I’ve never had a crush on a real person. Emotionally, my standards are too high.

  11. Mythfan

    Mythfan said, 4 months ago

    If nobody has ever seen Lord Splendid Humility, how do they know he’s a unicorn? He might turn out to really be an “odd little primate”

  12. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 4 months ago

    @Mythfan

    Marigold has faith.

    Also this one’s for our friends over seas

    I knew a unicorn who worked in a department store selling beds and stuff. Evey time you said the word “Matters” he put a bag over his head.

  13. carl craig

    carl craig said, 4 months ago

    this storyline is confusing

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    Ideals rarely match reality if ever.

  15. ujean

    ujean said, 4 months ago

    Either Lord Humility is a dreamy unicorn or Marigold is a dreaming unicorn. We still haven’t asked the key question. Does Lord Humility even know Marigold exists? And how do you deal with a heartbroken unicorn?

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