Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. ujean

    ujean said, about 1 year ago

    But his name is Max not Timothy. Besides wouldn’t he be the apple of Phoebe’s eye?

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    ’Keep your friends close … and your enemies closer!

  3. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, about 1 year ago

    That unicorn is just too equincentric and that isn’t even very poetic. Max is a tech geek so some play on Apple (ujean)would be better. For Dakota you need something superficially flattering with an insulting deeper meaning.

  4. LogicalDuck

    LogicalDuck said, about 1 year ago

    Her best course is to say something reasonably nice in Dakota’s card. It’s entirely possible that D’s message to her will be at least passingly pleasant. In that case Phoebe would feel like a heel if her card to D were less so, even if they are given anonymously. And if D’s written message does turn out to be like her verbal ones, Phoebe will have the moral advantage, and who knows it might change enmity to friendship.

  5. WaitingMan

    WaitingMan said, about 1 year ago

    Perhaps compare Dakota to a bale of digested hay.

  6. rpmurray

    rpmurray said, about 1 year ago

    @LogicalDuck

    Moral advantage and $10 will get you a cup of coffee,

  7. baleyeman42

    baleyeman42 said, about 1 year ago

    @LogicalDuck

    “Moral advantage?” What century are you living in dude? lol

  8. LogicalDuck

    LogicalDuck said, about 1 year ago

    @baleyeman42

    What century are you living in dude? lol


    Apparently the one where everyone’s a cynic! lol

  9. Dana Simpson

    Dana Simpson said, about 1 year ago

    @LogicalDuck

    I still believe in moral advantages! That’ll show ‘em. One of these days they’re bound to notice. :)

  10. dillio9000

    dillio9000 said, about 1 year ago

    UNICORNS ARE FOREST CREATURES NOT FARM ANIMALS.

  11. ArthurAllen

    ArthurAllen said, about 1 year ago

    @dillio9000

    Oops! She’s already become too domesticated.

  12. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, about 1 year ago

    Great one unicorn!

  13. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, about 1 year ago

    For Max you should say “Your even better then a brand new Apple” and let him assume what he will from that. And for Dakota say “you are as important as a Unicorn Princess” and let her make her own assumptions from it as well.

    but some how I feel like the plot will just leave us with a confused Max, a sad Dakota who will need cheering up , a Phoebe who took bad advice from a Unicorn, a teacher’s letter home to mom and some how involve boogers.

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    It would be unfortunate if those two cards are switched.

  15. Masterius

    Masterius said, about 1 year ago

    @kaykeyser

    If it doesn’t involve boogers than it’s snot funny.

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