Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. ujean

    ujean said, almost 2 years ago

    But his name is Max not Timothy. Besides wouldn’t he be the apple of Phoebe’s eye?

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    ’Keep your friends close … and your enemies closer!

  3. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, almost 2 years ago

    That unicorn is just too equincentric and that isn’t even very poetic. Max is a tech geek so some play on Apple (ujean)would be better. For Dakota you need something superficially flattering with an insulting deeper meaning.

  4. LogicalDuck

    LogicalDuck said, almost 2 years ago

    Her best course is to say something reasonably nice in Dakota’s card. It’s entirely possible that D’s message to her will be at least passingly pleasant. In that case Phoebe would feel like a heel if her card to D were less so, even if they are given anonymously. And if D’s written message does turn out to be like her verbal ones, Phoebe will have the moral advantage, and who knows it might change enmity to friendship.

  5. WaitingMan

    WaitingMan said, almost 2 years ago

    Perhaps compare Dakota to a bale of digested hay.

  6. rpmurray

    rpmurray said, almost 2 years ago

    @LogicalDuck

    Moral advantage and $10 will get you a cup of coffee,

  7. LogicalDuck

    LogicalDuck said, almost 2 years ago

    @baleyeman42

    What century are you living in dude? lol


    Apparently the one where everyone’s a cynic! lol

  8. Dana Simpson

    Dana Simpson said, almost 2 years ago

    @LogicalDuck

    I still believe in moral advantages! That’ll show ‘em. One of these days they’re bound to notice. :)

  9. ArthurAllen

    ArthurAllen said, almost 2 years ago

    @dillio9000

    Oops! She’s already become too domesticated.

  10. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, almost 2 years ago

    Great one unicorn!

  11. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, almost 2 years ago

    For Max you should say “Your even better then a brand new Apple” and let him assume what he will from that. And for Dakota say “you are as important as a Unicorn Princess” and let her make her own assumptions from it as well.

    but some how I feel like the plot will just leave us with a confused Max, a sad Dakota who will need cheering up , a Phoebe who took bad advice from a Unicorn, a teacher’s letter home to mom and some how involve boogers.

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    It would be unfortunate if those two cards are switched.

  13. Masterius

    Masterius said, almost 2 years ago

    @kaykeyser

    If it doesn’t involve boogers than it’s snot funny.

  14. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, almost 2 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    thats one of many ideas I would consider for plot.

  15. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, almost 2 years ago

    How about having Margold enclose a tiny bit of her magical pure happiness into every card?

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