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   ujean said, 3 months ago

   But his name is Max not Timothy. Besides wouldn’t he be the apple of Phoebe’s eye?
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   ’Keep your friends close … and your enemies closer!
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   Q4horse said, 3 months ago

   That unicorn is just too equincentric and that isn’t even very poetic. Max is a tech geek so some play on Apple (ujean)would be better. For Dakota you need something superficially flattering with an insulting deeper meaning.
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   isaiahammar said, 3 months ago

   Marigold giving valantine advice. This should be fun!
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   LogicalDuck said, 3 months ago

   Her best course is to say something reasonably nice in Dakota’s card. It’s entirely possible that D’s message to her will be at least passingly pleasant. In that case Phoebe would feel like a heel if her card to D were less so, even if they are given anonymously. And if D’s written message does turn out to be like her verbal ones, Phoebe will have the moral advantage, and who knows it might change enmity to friendship.
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   WaitingMan said, 3 months ago

   Perhaps compare Dakota to a bale of digested hay.
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   rpmurray said, 3 months ago

   @LogicalDuck

   Moral advantage and $10 will get you a cup of coffee,
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   baleyeman42 said, 3 months ago

   @LogicalDuck

   “Moral advantage?” What century are you living in dude? lol
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   LogicalDuck said, 3 months ago

   @baleyeman42

   What century are you living in dude? lol

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   Apparently the one where everyone’s a cynic! lol
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    Dana Simpson said, 3 months ago

    @LogicalDuck

    I still believe in moral advantages! That’ll show ‘em. One of these days they’re bound to notice. :)
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    dillio9000 said, 3 months ago

    UNICORNS ARE FOREST CREATURES NOT FARM ANIMALS.
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    ArthurAllen said, 3 months ago

    @dillio9000

    Oops! She’s already become too domesticated.
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    Comic Minister said, 3 months ago

    Great one unicorn!
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    kaykeyser said, 3 months ago

    For Max you should say “Your even better then a brand new Apple” and let him assume what he will from that. And for Dakota say “you are as important as a Unicorn Princess” and let her make her own assumptions from it as well.

    but some how I feel like the plot will just leave us with a confused Max, a sad Dakota who will need cheering up , a Phoebe who took bad advice from a Unicorn, a teacher’s letter home to mom and some how involve boogers.
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

    It would be unfortunate if those two cards are switched.
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