Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. ujean

    ujean said, over 1 year ago

    Figures. The writers can’t be bothered to do even the most basic fact-checking. And all the standard texts are a good 90 years out of date.

  2. ujean

    ujean said, over 1 year ago

    Judging from her wicked skating routine, Marigold must have been a Quorum member, or still is. Her humor at least can be quite pointed.

  3. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, over 1 year ago

    Hmm, the standard animal method for determining horn sharpness is a jousting contest. Does this mean Unicorns used to be violent barbarians?! (It would be interesting to see two Unicorns duelling…)

  4. Frank Hightower

    Frank Hightower said, over 1 year ago

    @Destiny23

    Never! They had human slaves measure their horns and derive the cosine!

  5. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, over 1 year ago

    The unicorn tribe still exists? I thought Marigold was the one and only. Destiny23 is correct, most animals use some form of ritual combat to establish dominance. The unicorns have further ritualized the physical combat into a dance contest. The use of rollerskates must be Marigold’s unique innovation, though it might violate the rules somewhere.

  6. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, over 1 year ago

    @Frank Hightower

    Slavery is a human institution I am sure unicorns would have nothing to do with.

  7. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, over 1 year ago

    Horses do freestyle dance as well, just google freestyle dressage or freestyle reining to behold the wonder.

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    Maybe they had a unicorn reversed variant of the Rockwell Hardness test. (stick a hardened point of known hardness into a metal and measure how easily it cuts into it.)

  9. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, over 1 year ago

    @Dana. You do realize that you can’t mention something as wickedly cool as a unicorn dance contest (election) and not portray it?

  10. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, over 1 year ago

    Have fun.

  11. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, over 1 year ago

    I love plot lines that expand on the mythology of the series and canonize facts about unicorns and stuff. Marigold should pitch a fact based kids animated series about unicorns, or maybe write a book so little girls can play correctly.

  12. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, over 1 year ago

    @Q4horse

    Indeed. I want to meet some of the other unicorns. Maybe in time. Or not. Ms Simpson is the storyteller, not us.

  13. Lizard Lass

    Lizard Lass said, over 1 year ago

    The Crystal Empire… oops, I mean Glitter City… could use more dancing and less princessing for sure! But then, who doesn’t?

  14. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 1 year ago

    @isaiahammar

    Huh-uh, son…We’uns got too many o’ them pointy-haids in Warshington as it is!.

  15. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Winning a position via dance contest… Naponyan Dynamite?

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