Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. pumaman

    pumaman said, 4 months ago

    Hard for the other parents to sympathize with your unicorn problems I guess.

  2. isaiahammar

    isaiahammar said, 4 months ago

    @pumaman

    Unicorns can be hard work!

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

    Bizarro had a cartoon with a unicorn and a man in an elevator. The unicorn asks for the 13th floor … and the man says ‘it doesn’t exist.

  4. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 4 months ago

    Don’t knock it, Mom. At least you got off easier than the lady in the James Thurber story, ’The Unicorn in the Garden."

  5. rpmurray

    rpmurray said, 4 months ago

    You’d think Marigold could just whip some up with her magic horn. Or check if Todd has some peanut butter cups.

  6. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 4 months ago

    I can imagine the comments from Mrs. Phoebe’s Mom’s friends. “Stop making up stories about unicorns, such things don’t exist. If your little girl had a Griffin maybe we would believe you.” Say any one ever read “There’s no such thing as dragons” ?

  7. bopard

    bopard said, 4 months ago

    What kind of chat group is this? Mommy gossip thrives on chaos.
    .
    http://mom2my6pack.blogspot.com/2007_06_01_archive.html
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    unicorns are super mild compared to The Ball that Started it All

  8. bopard

    bopard said, 4 months ago

    original ebay auction text is about 3/4 down the page. Too bad the comments about shaving the cat, head stuck in railing, what are my kids doing at your house – not included in this repost.

  9. bopard

    bopard said, 4 months ago

    Mom needs to read the Because I said So from this lady
    I was a little at a loss. I mean, those parenting books don’t tell you how to break up a fight over an imaginary friend.

  10. Senex

    Senex said, 4 months ago

    @Simon_Jester

    IIRC, that involved the Booby Hatch.

  11. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 4 months ago

    Can Phoebe fix this for her mom? So her mom can get back to her parenting group?

  12. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 4 months ago

    Marigold can sympathize with Mom every time she tells the other unicorns what she’s been up to lately. After all, everybody knows that little girls don’t really exist.

  13. Jeffrey Hope

    Jeffrey Hope said, 4 months ago

    I feel for you, Mom.

  14. baleyeman42

    baleyeman42 said, 4 months ago

    Classic!

  15. mauryfrench

    mauryfrench said, 4 months ago

    I agree with baleyeman42.

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