Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. Wet & Soggy

    Wet & Soggy GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Me too Marigold…me too!…lol

  2. WaitingMan

    WaitingMan said, over 1 year ago

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    So she could lay it on the line.

  3. kendallclark1973

    kendallclark1973 said, over 1 year ago

    She must have lost some big money on the ostrich races.

  4. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 1 year ago

    “I cannot tell you why the chicken crossed the road, but I CAN tell you why you should NEVER cross the chicken.”

  5. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, over 1 year ago

    I don’t know why the chicken crossed the road, I’m still trying to figure out “Why a duck?”

  6. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The chicken was Catholic.

  7. bopard

    bopard said, over 1 year ago

    MAR probably snubs jumbo shrimp and artificial grass too.
    .
    But I can’t help wondering why Kamikazi pilots wore helmets.
    http://www.oxymoronlist.net/

  8. siggygirl2

    siggygirl2 said, over 1 year ago

    LOL!! Love it!

  9. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, over 1 year ago

    Why is a fourth-grader telling a joke she must have learned in kindergarten? Guess she says lots of things to Marigold that she wouldn’t to a human friend.

  10. Jada Witmer

    Jada Witmer said, over 1 year ago

    I agree with Marigold 100%. The motives of flightless birds are not my concern. If that chicken really wants to cross the road, then who am I to question her.

  11. Masterius

    Masterius said, over 1 year ago

    Actually, chickens do fly, even domesticated ones. They aren’t strong fliers, but are easily capable of flying over fences and making it up into trees.

  12. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, over 1 year ago

    Marigolds last friend was must have been a dodo.

  13. Iron Ed

    Iron Ed said, over 1 year ago

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To show the ’possum it could be done! :-)

  14. ujean

    ujean said, over 1 year ago

    Why?
    To avoid getting fried.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    @Jada Witmer

    Chickens aren’t naturally flightless like the Kiwi and Ostrich.
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    They crossed the road to,
    a) find more food.
    b) escape a predator.

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