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   Linda Dean said, 4 months ago

   Me too Marigold…me too!…lol…
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   WaitingMan said, 4 months ago

   Why did the chicken cross the road?
   So she could lay it on the line.
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   kendallclark1973 said, 4 months ago

   She must have lost some big money on the ostrich races.
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   The Wolf In Your Midst said, 4 months ago

   “I cannot tell you why the chicken crossed the road, but I CAN tell you why you should NEVER cross the chicken.”
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   kaykeyser said, 4 months ago

   I don’t know why the chicken crossed the road, I’m still trying to figure out “Why a duck?”
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   Coyoty said, 4 months ago

   The chicken was Catholic.
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   bopard said, 4 months ago

   MAR probably snubs jumbo shrimp and artificial grass too.
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   But I can’t help wondering why Kamikazi pilots wore helmets.
   http://www.oxymoronlist.net/
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   siggygirl2 said, 4 months ago

   LOL!! Love it!
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   Stephen Gilberg said, 4 months ago

   Why is a fourth-grader telling a joke she must have learned in kindergarten? Guess she says lots of things to Marigold that she wouldn’t to a human friend.
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    Jada Witmer said, 4 months ago

    I agree with Marigold 100%. The motives of flightless birds are not my concern. If that chicken really wants to cross the road, then who am I to question her.
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    Masterius said, 4 months ago

    Actually, chickens do fly, even domesticated ones. They aren’t strong fliers, but are easily capable of flying over fences and making it up into trees.
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    Q4horse said, 4 months ago

    Marigolds last friend was must have been a dodo.
13. 

    Iron Ed said, 4 months ago

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To show the ’possum it could be done! :-)
14. 

    ujean said, 4 months ago

    Why?
    To avoid getting fried.
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    @Jada Witmer

    Chickens aren’t naturally flightless like the Kiwi and Ostrich.
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    They crossed the road to,
    a) find more food.
    b) escape a predator.
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