Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. ujean

    ujean said, 4 months ago

    You can tell they are real superheros. They have personal issues. And nifty costumes.

  2. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 4 months ago

    Hey not being afraid of enclosed spaces will help when your trapped in an Elevator with Baron Von Fancyhat the evil Bell Hop who refuses to where a full uniform and always locks his victims in the suitcase of doom and then locks them in the small closest of infinite shoes and limited space. Your a better super hero then Mr. Monk in that situation.

  3. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, 4 months ago

    Not having claustrophobia would be a superpower to those of us who do have it! (I’m glad I live in a house with ten foot ceilings…)

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

    There have been lamer superheroes … Cracked.com has had a few articles devoted to them.

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

    Phoebe von Clausewitz?

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

    A classic treatise on stupor heroes:

    http://www.airshipentertainment.com/growfcomic.php?date=20071202

  7. ujean

    ujean said, 4 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Boo-Ga!

  8. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 4 months ago

    How about the super powers of logic and reason. Just the thing for a nerd. I know of a Vulcan who could use them to great effect.

  9. ghostkeeper

    ghostkeeper said, 4 months ago

    I’d like to be able to bring any object from the past into the present. Yep, reach back in time one second and bring forth a few hundred tons of colloidal gold from the Atlantic ocean! Also all destroyed artwork, the lost plays and books of the ancient world. Passenger pigeons, Carolina parakeets, Wake Island rail birds . . .

  10. T_Lexi

    T_Lexi said, 4 months ago

    @Q4horse

    That nerve pinch thing was pretty super, too. : D I’d like to always know when someone is lying, and be able to prove it…

  11. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 4 months ago

    I’d like to have the power to become totally undetectabte.. Not just invisible, but also inaudible. ( You can’t hear me either, ) I can’t be picked up on infra-red or motion detectors. I can walk through smoke without being noticed, I don’t leave footprints, and dogs can’t smell when I’m there.

    Then, move over Wikileaks!

  12. Stella S

    Stella S said, 4 months ago

    That “thing growing out of her face” is a lot sharper power than not having claustrophobea.

  13. CrypticWizard

    CrypticWizard said, 4 months ago

    I wonder if Phoebe and Marigold actually own these costumes or does this take place in Phoebe’s imagination?

  14. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 4 months ago

    The horn of course.

  15. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 4 months ago

    I wonder if she even knows about other phobias. Maybe find one that actually applies to her.

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