Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. ujean

    ujean said, 5 months ago

    Meeting a unicorn or just being a kid will cause that.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

    ‘You can’t forget him, can you?’
    ‘Forget who?’
    (Naked Gun 21/2)

  3. rpmurray

    rpmurray said, 5 months ago

    Is Phoebe channeling Dakota?

  4. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 5 months ago

    She probably said some thing typical like “pick up your socks”, “Feed the birds”, “You have to put the milk in the fridge for it to be away”, “When are you taking a shower today?” “We have to go in five minuets put that silly game away”, “look at me when I talk to you”,“Put that cookie down”, “You already have that game how is this other one different?” “If your going outside take a scarf its could out”,“I don’t see why you like it, I think its stupid”, “Hand me that thing you were about to hand me any how if I had just waited five minuets”, “Don’t talk back”, “Explain what happened and don’t give me excuses.” “Don’t get smart with me”,“No you can not have a pony” “Im inviting your little friend Dakota over, I told her all about that cute thing you did when you were 3”, or “You mean The Wild and Madagascar aren’t the same thing? What one was it you wanted again? Well I got you the Wild you love that right? Its the one with the penguins.”

  5. Randy_B

    Randy_B said, 5 months ago

    It’s more about the drama you can derive from the situation, rather than being about the original situation itself.

  6. isaiahammar

    isaiahammar said, 5 months ago

    @rpmurray

    I know!

  7. kendallclark1973

    kendallclark1973 said, 5 months ago

    The pond is Marigold’s angry place, too. Who could be angry any longer staring days at a time at such a beautiful, majestic creature?

  8. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 5 months ago

    Equines are very good at soothing a troubled heart. They always listen, never talk back and demand only treats or a scratch in a favorite spot. I don’t recall Phoebe getting angry since meeting Marigold.

  9. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 5 months ago

    @kendallclark1973

    You can lead a Unicorn to water, but you can’t make her stop looking at her reflection. Unless you have a rock.

  10. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 5 months ago

    @Q4horse

    A lot better then a cat. Cats don’t care what your feeling.

  11. Stella S

    Stella S said, 5 months ago

    @kaykeyser

    Kind of makes me wonder how Marigold can get a drink without staring at herself forever.

  12. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 5 months ago

    @Stella S

    The spell will be broken when the wind picks up and the ripples obscure her reflection.

  13. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 5 months ago

    I want to know too Phoebe.

  14. Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 5 months ago

    @Q4horse

    Got one i can borrow?

  15. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 5 months ago

    @Stella S

    Maybe she closes her eyes except that one time.

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