Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. Jeffrey Hope

    Jeffrey Hope said, 6 months ago

    Phoebe can’t aim to save her life, can she?

  2. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, 6 months ago

    The ultimate party game: Unicorn Ring Toss!!

  3. Dana Simpson

    Dana Simpson said, 6 months ago

    @Jeffrey Hope

    In her defense, she’s aiming paper.

  4. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 6 months ago

    @Destiny23

    Better than horseshoes, I’m sure.

  5. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 6 months ago

    (Insert Phoebe has bad aim joke) only a best friend would put up with you tossing hats at her head trying to land one perfectly. But Marigold does have a point..er a logical statement, New years is just a mark on the calender, different people put it different places. Also how many of you equestrian fans watch the Rose Bowl Parade? All those horses marching today made me think of some of the regulars here. Also I wish Marigold and Phoebe and Todd could be a float.

  6. John W Kennedy

    John W Kennedy said, 6 months ago

    All right for a nine-year-old, but deadly dangerous for adults: see http://www.cse.dmu.ac.uk/~mward/gkc/books/Poet_and_Lunatics.html#d

  7. Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 6 months ago

    Back wards facing cones are far from aerodynamic.

  8. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 6 months ago

    While the point in time chosen to mark the begining and end of the year is arbitrary, the motion of the planets about the sun and the interaction of the magnetic field with the solar wind is the source of energy for the magic Marigold employs.

  9. sjsczurek

    sjsczurek said, 6 months ago

    @Q4horse

    Science and magic combined. Superb!

  10. neatslob

    neatslob said, 6 months ago

    A cone hat would be pretty hard to throw, or even drop accurately. It would catch air and tend to flip over.

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

    @sjsczurek

    Science sufficiently advanced appears as magic.
    -
    Do you know how hard it is to get a cone to fall well backwards? Phoebe is doing a great job, and Marigold is being the patient best friend.

  12. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 6 months ago

    Agreed.

  13. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago

    For some reason that reminds me of a couple of dummies from Grants Pass that decided to play William Tell with a beer can in the early 1990s…

  14. ghostkeeper

    ghostkeeper said, 6 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Let me guess . . . there is one dummy left?

  15. ghostkeeper

    ghostkeeper said, 6 months ago

    Also, the reason we have New Year’s Day on January 1st is because in medieval times, some IDIOT of a Pope decided hey, forget April 1st as the start of a new year, let’s make it January 1st! Result= we now have April 1st as April Fools Day, because some people back then refused to go along with that dummy moron, and continued to celebrate April 1st as the start of a new year! I call that Pope a dummy, a moron, a pinhead, a prat and a jerk because admit it, when would you rather celebrate the New Year? In the deep cold of January, or in the approaching spring of April? Yes, April can be a cold, wet month, but at least it’s marginally better than January!

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