Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. John W Kennedy

    John W Kennedy said, 5 months ago

    Don’t you just /hate/ it when that happens?

  2. Stella S

    Stella S said, 5 months ago

    How about gloves?

  3. Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 5 months ago

    Bellbottoms?

  4. kendallclark1973

    kendallclark1973 said, 5 months ago

    1. Suspenders
    2. Humility

  5. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 5 months ago

    Marigold is playing mind games with Phoebe. Give it up, You can’t surprise a magical unicorn anyway. Just give her a hug, and a scratch behind the ears. I’m sure she would like a gift fruit basket, if a physical gift is required.

  6. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 5 months ago

    @Stella S

    No thumbs.

  7. sjsczurek

    sjsczurek said, 5 months ago

    And they’re tailored just perfectly!

  8. Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 5 months ago

    …how about some grass?

  9. Frank Hightower

    Frank Hightower said, 5 months ago

    I literally fell out of my chair laughing with this one!

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

    Better to find out now but unicorns can be tricky.

  11. rocketscientist

    rocketscientist said, 5 months ago

    @Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Only in certain states, man…

  12. Happy, happy, happy!!!
  13. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 5 months ago

    Well now we know who weres the pants in THIS family…
    but yah, my dad does that to my mom a lot, gets things she thinks he doesn’t have as she’s making the list.

  14. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 5 months ago

    @Frank Hightower

    hope it was a bean bag chair and not a bar stool.

  15. bopard

    bopard said, 5 months ago

    gemstone applicator for the pants? Giving is the science of thought and the art of unselfishness. Fortunately it can be learned.
    .
    PHE thinking too much of her one-upping/being unique instead of giving something MAR already likes, or finding something MAR might like.

    .
    Great quandary to push the humor along.

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