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   Basqueian said, 7 months ago

   Aaaaghhhh! War on Christmas! Someone call Fox Spews! Everyone freak out! * snerk *
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   artybee said, 7 months ago

   Marigold can fix it with her horn.
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   runar said, 7 months ago

   “There’s something stuck up in the chimney
   and I don’t know what it is
   But it’s been there all night long
   Well I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
   But he never came an’ it don’t seem right.
   And there’s something in the chimney
   and it doesn’t make a sound
   And I wish you a Merry Christmas”

   
   — From The Chimney Song
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   Alex said, 7 months ago

   Is it just me or ‘The Chimney Song’ is a less-known version of ‘Livin on the edge’?
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 7 months ago

   From weird al’s “Christmas at Ground Zero”:

   “you might hear someone on your rooftop.

   Or jack frost on your window sill.

   But if someone’s coming down your chimney.

   You’d better load your gun and shoot to kill."
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   Coyoty said, 7 months ago

   That’s what the Gloo is for.
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   Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 7 months ago

   Eep…
   : )
   love it.
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   Q4horse said, 7 months ago

   No, but dehorning a unicorn would be. Those shears are much too large for precision crafting.
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   rpmurray said, 7 months ago

   Phoebe, Gloo can fix that.
10. 

    Jeffrey Hope said, 7 months ago

    Ah, Santa knows it was an accident :P
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    kendallclark1973 said, 7 months ago

    Thus began the legend of The Headless Sleighman. Imagine the shrieks of the children when he comes down the chimney. Or shakes his fists in frustration at gifts of milk and cookies.
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    Simon_Jester said, 7 months ago

    @runar

    You have to hear that song to really appreciate it.
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    Stephen Gilberg said, 7 months ago

    “Gloo”? Way to educate kids.
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    T_Lexi said, 7 months ago

    @kendallclark1973

    : ) And imagine Mrs. Claus’ reaction… She wouldn’t be amused. (Jack Skellington would love the Headless Sleighman idea!)
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    Comic Minister said, 7 months ago

    Uh oh!
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