Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. Basqueian

    Basqueian said, almost 2 years ago

    Aaaaghhhh! War on Christmas! Someone call Fox Spews! Everyone freak out! * snerk *

  2. artybee

    artybee said, almost 2 years ago

    Marigold can fix it with her horn.

  3. runar

    runar said, almost 2 years ago

    “There’s something stuck up in the chimney
    and I don’t know what it is
    But it’s been there all night long
    Well I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
    But he never came an’ it don’t seem right.
    And there’s something in the chimney
    and it doesn’t make a sound
    And I wish you a Merry Christmas”


    — From The Chimney Song

  4. Alex

    Alex said, almost 2 years ago

    Is it just me or ‘The Chimney Song’ is a less-known version of ‘Livin on the edge’?

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    From weird al’s “Christmas at Ground Zero”:

    “you might hear someone on your rooftop.

    Or jack frost on your window sill.

    But if someone’s coming down your chimney.

    You’d better load your gun and shoot to kill."

  6. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    That’s what the Gloo is for.

  7. Happy, Happy, Happy!!!

    Happy, Happy, Happy!!! GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Eep
    : )
    love it.

  8. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, almost 2 years ago

    No, but dehorning a unicorn would be. Those shears are much too large for precision crafting.

  9. rpmurray

    rpmurray said, almost 2 years ago

    Phoebe, Gloo can fix that.

  10. Jeffrey Hope

    Jeffrey Hope said, almost 2 years ago

    Ah, Santa knows it was an accident :P

  11. kendallclark1973

    kendallclark1973 said, almost 2 years ago

    Thus began the legend of The Headless Sleighman. Imagine the shrieks of the children when he comes down the chimney. Or shakes his fists in frustration at gifts of milk and cookies.

  12. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, almost 2 years ago

    @runar

    You have to hear that song to really appreciate it.

  13. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, almost 2 years ago

    “Gloo”? Way to educate kids.

  14. T_Lexi

    T_Lexi said, almost 2 years ago

    @kendallclark1973

    : ) And imagine Mrs. Claus’ reaction… She wouldn’t be amused. (Jack Skellington would love the Headless Sleighman idea!)

  15. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, almost 2 years ago

    Uh oh!

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