Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. Anonymouse2.0

    Anonymouse2.0 said, 7 months ago

    It seems Phoebe still hasn’t learned of the mystical power of glue and/or duck tape!

  2. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 7 months ago

    Mares are never subtle and they always play to win. The boys are easier to please and not as complex. The friendship of a mare must be earned, but will be deep and eternal once it is won.

  3. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 7 months ago

    Yah Phoebe got the meaning of the leaf! Also four leg warmers…by the time Marigold gets to Christmas she’ll be hard to fill stockings for. What do you buy a unicorn for Christmas any how?

  4. sjsczurek

    sjsczurek said, 7 months ago

    Actually “duct tape.” Also known as “90-mile-an-hour tape,” depending on where you are.

  5. Dampwaffle

    Dampwaffle said, 7 months ago

    Or, as we call Duct Tape out here in the West – Arkansas Welding Rod.

  6. Bob

    Bob said, 7 months ago

    Duct/duck. Where I worked there was a notation on the log sheet that they had to shut the unit down to clean the ’ducks"

  7. pumaman

    pumaman said, 7 months ago

    Everything works better with clean ducks. Anyway, if I was buying a present for a unicorn, I might get her some high end horn polish.

  8. John W Kennedy

    John W Kennedy said, 7 months ago

    Actually, it’s “duck tape”. “Duct tape” was made up later to sound more serious and businesslike. It isn’t even very good for ducts.

  9. jerseytechgrl

    jerseytechgrl said, 7 months ago

    @Bob

    “they had to shut the unit down to clean the ’ducks’”

    Were the ducks badly quacked?

  10. Dana Simpson

    Dana Simpson said, 7 months ago

    @John W Kennedy

    Really? Huh.

    THIS is the kind of knowledge that makes having a comments section invaluable.

  11. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 7 months ago

    Oh boy.

  12. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 7 months ago

    All I hafa to say boss is why a Duct why no a chicken? and if you get that reference the duct will come down and give you $100. But enough of my wise quacks. Your here for the jokes. There’s nothing like a good joke and what I just said was nothing like one.

  13. Linda Dean

    Linda Dean said, 7 months ago

    @kaykeyser

    Channel Groucho much?…

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago

    Yes Karl “Groucho” Marx such a comedian and political-economic thinker of the 19th & 20th centuries. His famous (or infamous book of economic jokes “Das Kapital ist un Danemark” is still read and used by political comedians.
    -
    Good as ever Dana I can seen Laura Faust animating this.

  15. Weapon Brown

    Weapon Brown said, 7 months ago

    But now any catharsis Phoebe might feel to her anxieties due to the changing season by witnessing the fall of the final leaf has been denied to her, and I wouldn’t blame her at all if she developed a certain sense of indignity towards the culprit.

    …..

    (Sigh) You’re not gonna say it, are you Rain?

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