Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. Randy_B

    Randy_B said, 7 months ago

    Does she poke at the keys while being magnificent, or does she produce magnificent music from the piano?

  2. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau said, 7 months ago

    So Marigold will give Phoebe the ability to play Awesome Music by butt-dialing her cell phone.
    Right????

  3. Josh Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, 7 months ago

    Rats, now I’ll have to wait until Monday to find out.

  4. Anonymouse2.0

    Anonymouse2.0 said, 7 months ago

    If Marigold use magic does that mean Phoebe is gonna learn how to play the piano with her nonexistent tail.

  5. TheDOCTOR....

    TheDOCTOR.... said, 7 months ago

    Chico Marx was a good piano player, so was Victor Borgue…..
    Marigold did you teach THEM?

  6. Jeffrey Hope

    Jeffrey Hope said, 7 months ago

    Good punchline.

  7. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, 7 months ago

    So is Phoebe going to grow a tail to play the piano with?

  8. rpmurray

    rpmurray said, 7 months ago

    @NebulousRikulau

    Or after she’s had a lot of beans.

  9. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 7 months ago

    I see.

  10. Paul of Eugene

    Paul of Eugene said, 7 months ago

    Or she’ll play with only one finger but that finger will move over the key board r e a l l y fast.

  11. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 7 months ago

    Be careful what you wish for Phebe or you’ll be sitting on your keys.

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago

    Marigold using telekinesis, so she can play double sonatas if she wants.

  13. bopard

    bopard said, 7 months ago

    you don’t need fingers. Mozart hit 5 octaves pinkie thumb of each hand taking the low/high ocatves, and middle C he hit with his nose. Great Balls of Fire was chorded with the guy’s heel.
    .
    The butt chord is well recognized as expressing disgust. A conductor finally got one prima donna under control, after she played the butt chord, with the simple statement ’’Well, well 5 octavis."

  14. bopard

    bopard said, 7 months ago

    Many branches of magic involve temporary gain of skill/knowledge a user does not have naturally.
    .
    Enchanted objects that grant more perm effect can be really dangerous.
    ,

    MAR seems fairly immature in uses of magic. ?Is she 13-years-old in unicorn years?

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