Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. rocketscientist

    rocketscientist said, almost 2 years ago

    Asparagus spears do 1d4-3 points of damage.

  2. Starman Stormtrooper

    Starman Stormtrooper said, almost 2 years ago

    Phoebe is not amused.

  3. TayoEXE

    TayoEXE said, almost 2 years ago

    I wonder what Phoebe would do if they were actual spears. Oh wait, no I don’t.

  4. Josh  Lyons

    Josh Lyons GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Like popping her word balloon like Cocoa did in Dogs Of C-Kennel (actually, she smashed it with a hammer).

  5. ronrab

    ronrab said, almost 2 years ago

    This may be my favorite joke of the strip so far.

  6. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, almost 2 years ago

    Another thing horses and unicorns have in common, an enormous ego. They each believe themselves to be Gods greatest creation and expect all others to treat them as such.

    The best way to deflate such an ego is to find her itchy spot. Every horse has one, I would think unicorns would as well. When scratched they will get totally silly.

  7. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon said, almost 2 years ago

    The “Shield of Boringness” seems to be working

  8. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, almost 2 years ago

    That asparagus spear would be most effective if shoved into heaveanly’s nostril!

  9. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, almost 2 years ago

    @rocketscientist

    Up the nostril: Critical Hit! Double damage!

  10. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, almost 2 years ago

    Agreed!

  11. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, almost 2 years ago

    I notice that Phoebe’s mom (Phoebe Sr?) looks quite a bit like Ms Simpson’s photo on her website. Hank Ketchum did the same thing; he drew Dennis the Menace’s dad to look like himself. I guess it makes sense. As his creator, Mr Ketchum is Dennis’ “Father”.

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    Marigold is so use to having her flights or narcissism ignored by most everybody that she doesn’t know the impact on other beings like Phoebe.

  13. Mister Ed

    Mister Ed said, almost 2 years ago

    Perhaps Dana can answer these questions:


    “Can Marigold be photographed?”


    “If so, if Marigold were photographed, would the ♘✪ Shield of Boringness ✪♘ persist on the photo when Marigold isn’t around?”


    What is the sphere of influence for the ♘✪ Shield of Boringness ✪♘?

  14. Stella S

    Stella S said, almost 2 years ago

    If Phoebe really wanted to get Marigold to stop talking, all she would have to do is show her a mirror. :)

  15. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, almost 2 years ago

    @Q4horse

    Imagine how crushed they must have been to learn that the Gods picked the Olive over the Horse as their greatest creation

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