Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. scoobysdaddy1

    scoobysdaddy1 said, 10 months ago

    where is everybody

  2. Mister Ed

    Mister Ed said, 10 months ago

    @scoobysdaddy1

    I’m here.
    Wave

  3. Starman Stormtrooper

    Starman Stormtrooper said, 10 months ago

    @scoobysdaddy1

    So am I.
    So I guess we will never know Marigold’s real age?

  4. ujean

    ujean said, 10 months ago

    Unicorns don’t have an age as such. They are timeless.

  5. Reynard61

    Reynard61 said, 10 months ago

    @ujean

    To paraphrase a certain Douglas Adams quote: “Unicorns are ageless. Marigold, doubly so.”

  6. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 10 months ago

    Time is an illusion, an artifact of the human mind with little effect on the actual multiverse.

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 10 months ago

    When you are immortal and think yourself head and shoulders, if not hooves and horn above all others time would be meaningless to them. As are questions they deem frivolous. How nice to not have time dogging your heels.


    Q4hourse what you say is an illusion since even though the math says it could happen we can’t go backwards in time. Where effect predates cause etc. It isn’t an illusion since we are locked into it. We only have memories of what once was. It is still gone, over and done with. That is no illusion.

  8. Basqueian

    Basqueian said, 10 months ago

    Spoken like one channelling Elizabeth Taylor

  9. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 10 months ago

    I think you might have a point.

  10. Kali39

    Kali39 said, 10 months ago

    Marigold is a perfect 36 – and she’s been that for thousands of years.

  11. sjsczurek

    sjsczurek said, 10 months ago

    @Kali39

    36 – healthy – happy?
    And remain like that forever?
    Would that be good or bad?
    +
    Remembering here that episode of “Happy Days,” where Fonzie wished it could be 1955 again – the best year ever. So he meets this girl, who invites him out. He’s in her car, she drives onto the railroad tracks and stops. Then the train starts coming, and Fonzie is getting scared (a big deal for the Fonz!). Then the girl says (something like), “Yes! Let’s have the train hit us! Then it can be 1955 forever!” And then Fonzie wakes up, and has a new view on time passing.

  12. sjsczurek

    sjsczurek said, 10 months ago

    Or I should say, the passage of time.

  13. tammsys

    tammsys said, 8 months ago

    If age determines who’s the best, then I’m the worst in my whole class :P

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