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   Feed Me Comics! said, 11 months ago

   I’ve never heard about this comic before. Sounds terrific!
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   spacey1 said, 11 months ago

   A variation on “you can have it all”, which is also untrue.
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   giratina08 said, 11 months ago

   Phoebe’s point is made!
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   Hedgehog52 said, 11 months ago

   At least she’s not like my granddaughter, who wants one of everything and three of everything else. =)
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   Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 11 months ago

   you have a unicorn for a friend.
   i cant top that…
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   4everDezzy said, 11 months ago

   This is hilarious! I don’t know how she comes up with this sarcasm!
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   John W Kennedy said, 11 months ago

   @Feed Me Comics!

   It’s only a month or so old; you can catch up completely right here.

   You can also find (via Google) the entire archive of “Ozy & Millie”, Dana’s previous webcomic, which ran for about ten years of strange brilliance.
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   Comic Minister said, 11 months ago

   She could be anything or anyone.
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   capndunzzl said, 11 months ago

   …think not what you can’t do but consider the things you can do.
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    Mataata said, 11 months ago

    Forgot to close a quote sign there next to “Cookie Monster”.
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    Iron Ed said, 11 months ago

    Subtle, Marigold, subtle. ;-)

    The Ozy & Millie archive can be found at: http://ozyandmillie.org
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    Dana Simpson said, 11 months ago

    @Mataata

    Eep, you’re right!
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    Frank Hightower said, 11 months ago

    Yes! I can see the spirit of the original Girl here!
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    Stephen Gilberg said, 11 months ago

    The weirdest thing I ever wanted to be when I grew up was a lobster. I’m thinking of making a cartoon in which a kid states that wish and goes on to wear a lobster suit to advertise a seafood restaurant, boredly.
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    TayoEXE said, 11 months ago

    @Stephen Gilberg

    Sounds like you’ve been reading Zits lately.
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