Heart of the City by Mark Tatulli

Heart of the City

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 2 years ago

    Dear JJ Abrams. Drop dead.

  2. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, over 2 years ago

    Dean… Move on with the who shot whom first thing,

    Greedo stuffed it, nuff said.

  3. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 2 years ago

    Since when was this Greedo thing an issue? Did I miss something the first time the movie was released? I distinctly remember Solo didn’t wait for Greedo to shoot.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    re: blunebottle

    Lucas tried to be PC by having versions of the scene where Greedo shot first and shot simultaneously.
    It wasn’t well thought out. Greedo couldn’t miss at that range. Nor did anyone blame Solo for preventing his own death.

  5. AKHenderson

    AKHenderson GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Just as long as they don’t insert Rick Astley into the Cantina scene.

  6. SueB1863

    SueB1863 said, over 2 years ago

    Yeah, I saw Star Wars in theaters in 1977 and trust me,. NObody cared that Han gunned Greedo down. There was no anger over it, no hue and cry that Han was such a mean awful character for doing it. It was NEVER an issue and I still don’t see why Lucas felt the need to ‘fix’ it. Even if he really intended Greedo to fire first all along (which I doubt, he would have shot it that way if it were true) the original version was fine and accepted.

    I will say that it’s odd for someone Dean’s age to be a purist for the unchanged originals since the only way he ever would have seen them is on a DVD. He probably would have seen the revised version first, and most kids don’t care what the ‘old’ version looked like.

  7. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthg GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Just like spielburg replacing the weapons in E.T. with “Walkie Talkies”, lucas has exposed himself as a hack. Neither can be forgiven.

  8. DavidGBA

    DavidGBA said, over 2 years ago

    In the age of blasters, nobody shoots second.

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    I was always thinking of someone with a blaster facing someone with a gun … the one with the blaster saying, "Man … I don’t even have to hit you … I just have to get within about five or ten feet.

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago


    Greedo had the drop on Han, he threatened to kill Han, Han secretly pulled his gun under the table and fired before Greedo could kill him. Anything else is nonsense.

  11. fritzoid

    fritzoid GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    In response to one of Dean’s previous campaigns against the “Greedo Draws First” revision, another poster (name escapes me) and I coined the verb “to Lucas”, which means “to change without improving.”

  12. Beerhunter

    Beerhunter said, over 2 years ago

    Hey simpsonfan2, does Abrams owe you money?

  13. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Get over it Dean.

  14. JP Steve

    JP Steve GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    If Indiana Jones could shoot the Arab swordsman, why can’t Han Solo shoot Greedo?

  15. Ather

    Ather said, over 2 years ago

    Thank you Dean

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