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   templo SUD said, 6 months ago

   Santa uses six white boomers (kangaroos) when on his Australian run (novelty Aussie Xmas tune by Rolf Harris)
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   cmd13 said, 6 months ago

   In Miami he drives a Mercedes, comes in through the Florida room and drinks a glass of papaya juice
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   MadCow said, 6 months ago

   and sometimes he uses 400 horses…

   
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   dukedoug said, 6 months ago

   And in the Indian Ocean Santa loads up bags of fresh coconuts to take out and give to the passengers on the passing cruise ships … I know, for I was that Santa.
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago

   8 TINY reindeer…
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   Alexikakos said, 6 months ago

   An oldie but a goodie:
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   There was once a great czar in Russia named Rudolph the Red.
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   He stood looking out the windows of his palace one day while his wife, the Czarina Katerina, sat nearby knitting.
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   He turned to her and said, “Look my dear, it has begun to rain!”
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   Without even looking up from her knitting she replied, “It’s too cold to rain. It must be snowing.”
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   The Czar shook his head and said, “I am the Czar of all Russia, and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!”
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   Comic Minister said, 6 months ago

   Not really Dean.
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   Buggerlugs said, 6 months ago

   He should invoke the Sanity Clause.
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   Blackwolff9 said, 6 months ago

   @Alexikakos

   I heard this one a long time ago,but it’s still cute. Alexikakos,you never cease to tickle me! Love your posts!
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    JP Steve said, 6 months ago

    @Buggerlugs

    There ain’t no sanity clause!
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