Haiku Ewe by Big Al the Gal

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  1. Edcole1961

    Edcole1961 said, 4 months ago

    When ewe gotta go, ewe gotta go.

  2. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    You do realize how they treat sheep who have gotten into the wrong food, don’t you? It’s not nice.

  3. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 4 months ago

    she should have left the storeroom door closed, i hope you feel better soon

  4. Shikamoo

    ShikamooGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    EW, EEW, SICKY EWE
    BAAAD, BAAAD, ICKY FOOD: I HOPE
    EWE FEEL BETTER SOON.

  5. Big Al the gal

    Big Al the galGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Edcole1961: Don’t we all know it … and have the horrible memories to prove it.

    ejcapulet: With a little hug and some Sprite?

    bald: She should have and will remember that … for a while.

    Shikamoo MB: nice! even a little rhyme in there

  6. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    ” OOHHH Food poisining, i hate thee, and thee hates me, Oh NO EXCUSE ME……. (vomits) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!”

    I feel with “ewe” ! It happen to me when I returning from Sacramento in 1999 but I drank a cure that someone told me to make consisting of Black Coffee, Lemon Juice & Salt & the next day I was feeling better! True story!

  7. lbejo

    lbejo said, 4 months ago

    shouldn’t it be I hate thee, and thou hate me…?

  8. Big Al the gal

    Big Al the galGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    bigg3469: 1. you are so lucky that it’s been 10 years since your last incident 2. i must have that recipe

    i won’t share my tilapia story. it’s too horrible. too tragic.

    lbejo: or maybe “I hateth thee and thou hatest me”? she really should brush up on her shakespeareanese

  9. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    O.K BigAlthegal here’s the recipe

    (1) take a cup of freshly brewed steaming hot BLACK coffee
    (2)get a fresh Lemon & cut in half & squeeze the juice (minus the seeds) in to the black coffee.
    (3) Add a pinch of salt
    (4) stir
    (5) Drink the mixture.
    in about a day or sooner you can feel ( or belch) away the toxins from the food poisoning & you be felling better in no time flat! : )

    P.S. It was a hot Meatloaf sandwich from a popular fast food joint Resturant near my hotel where I ate at that did me in the next day & Heavens, the trip home from Sacramento felt like the Road Trip From Hell!

  10. Big Al the gal

    Big Al the galGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    thank you for passing the cure on!

    i bet you’ll never see a meatloaf sandwich the same … which is a bummer because those are yummy.