Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler

Gray Matters

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  1. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, almost 2 years ago

    Before you drink it run a coaxial cable to the bathroom and set up a TV in front of the john. Put a generous coating of vaseline “back there”. Sit down and hang on for dear life.

  2. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, almost 2 years ago

    You may experience some discomfort.

  3. win

    win said, almost 2 years ago

    Colonoscopies aren’t so bad; it’s like pinching your upper lip and then PULLING IT OVER THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD! (with apologies to Carol Burnett for paraphrasing her description of birthing)

  4. Gator007

    Gator007 said, almost 2 years ago

    The hardest part was trying to let the air out after. FART!

  5. Captain Colorado

    Captain Colorado said, almost 2 years ago

    And it taste horriable, too!

  6. YatInExile

    YatInExile GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    They give you flavor packs to mix with the liquid. My screening nurse told me to use packs of Crystal Lite lemonade mix. That, and chilling the liquid after you mix it makes it much more palatable.

  7. timtribbett

    timtribbett GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    It does seem that big by the time you’re at the last glass of the disgusting stuff

  8. runar

    runar said, almost 2 years ago

    The taste make me feel like throwing up.

  9. Happy, Happy, Happy!!!

    Happy, Happy, Happy!!! GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    yup.

  10. Marko56

    Marko56 said, almost 2 years ago

    The included flavor packets are pathetically weak. The Crystal Lite lemonade would be better, but a large jigger of vodka or gin with each dose would be the best…half way through the cistern, you wouldn’t care anymore. Of course, you’d never find the commode, either, so that would be bad.

  11. Patricia Lyke

    Patricia Lyke said, almost 2 years ago

    @Gator007

    They tell you to Fart. If you can’t, set on your knees, head downon bed and butt in air. You will then(and want to leave the room yourself0

  12. Patricia Lyke

    Patricia Lyke said, almost 2 years ago

    @runar

    AND AFTER I HAVE A GLASS, I DO!

  13. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, almost 2 years ago

    Whoa that big?!!!

  14. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, almost 2 years ago

    @Patricia Lyke

    I had stodgey old nurses applauding my wind.

  15. ronald rini

    ronald rini said, almost 2 years ago

    I think this is only funny to old people that had one. Butt for us that had it is true and funny

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