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   win said, 11 months ago

   and, as always: we don’t swim in your toilet, please don’t pee in our pool
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   Gator007 said, 11 months ago

   There goes all the fun.
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   x_Tech said, 11 months ago

   The Following are Prohibited (including but not limited to);
   •Diving, Jumping, and
   Walking on Water
   •Roughhousing, Horse Play, Wrestling, Groping, Water Boarding, Wedgies, Swirlies and Dwarf Tossing (Kids Either)
   •Profanity, Swearing, Political Rhetoric, and Foul language
   •Dodgeball, Football, Handball, Basketball, Baseball, and Cajones
   •Running, Skipping, Levitating, Skateboarding, and Water Skiing
   •Sarcasm, Aggravation, and Puns
   •Food, Snacks, Condiments, and Genetically Engineered Veggies
   •Guns, Knives, Swords, Cannon, Catapults, Arbalests, and Sporks
   oSquirt Guns, Super soakers permitted when supervised by a child
   •Flowers, Trees, Potted Plants, and Shrubberies
   oUnless approved by the Knights who say “Ni”
   •Ghouls, Fools, Golems, and Shrewish Females
   •Horses, Goats, and Elephants (Any Size)
   oSmall housebroken cetaceans are permitted
   •Music (If your mother sings it, it’ OK… maybe)
   oWhite Guys Rapping
   oElevator Music
   •Smoking (Unless proper notices are posted)
   oTobacco, Weed, Banana Peel
   oSmokin’ Hot Women Excepted (OK… For the Ladies, Smokin’ Hot Guys Too)
   •
   Lawyers are permitted only in the deep end with cement overshoes
   •Submerged lawyers must be removed within 12 hrs.
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   cabalonrye said, 11 months ago

   X Tech – what about ROUS?
5. 

   Violet Bay said, 11 months ago

   @X Tech – what about Pink Elephants & Ghosts?
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   zoidknight said, 11 months ago

   @Violet Bay

   Lay off the booze.
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   zoidknight said, 11 months ago

   @Gator007

   That is the idea.
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   flintcrow said, 11 months ago

   @cabalonrye
   I don’t think they’ll be a problem.
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   KathyMTM said, 11 months ago

   ever heard of swimmin’?
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    Comic Minister said, 11 months ago

    Gabby can you swim with those glasses on?
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    hippogriff said, 11 months ago

    Comic Minister: Most of my life, I have worn glasses in the pool, lake, ocean, or anywhere else I needed to see (showers are an exception since I had rather not look). Now that I can legally drive without them, I haven’t had a chance to go swimming, and have no idea which I will choose.
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    phritzg said, 11 months ago

    @win

    Some bar bathrooms have a sign that says: we don’t pee in your ashtray, don’t throw your butts in our urinals.
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    Hunter7 said, 11 months ago

    @ x_Tech
    What do you mean no levitating and no arbalests? Or swords & catapults? How am I to fight the war on zombies without the weapons?
    grumble, grumble fine. Fine! But I get to use the magic Pixiee dust!
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    Clark Kent said, 11 months ago

    Everything not prohibited is mandatory and vice versa.
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    Comic Minister said, 11 months ago

    @hippogriff

    And I hope you will choose the right one.
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