My favorite paratrooper joke (please, no flags):A young man returns home on leave after Ranger training, his father asks him how it was. “Hard, Dad.”, the son replies. "Hard, how?", Pop asks. “Well, the first jump was especially hard; when my turn came, I couldn’t jump.”, says the young soldier. “So what happened?”, Dad asks. “Well, the Jump Master came up behind me and said that if I didn’t jump he would f#@& me in the a$$!”. “So, did you jump?”, asks Dad. “A little bit at first.”, his son replied.