Ginger Meggs by Jason Chatfield

Ginger Meggs

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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 4 years ago

    An electric blanket? In Australian spring?

  2. Jason Chatfield

    Jason Chatfield said, about 4 years ago

  3. ottod

    ottod GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 years ago

    re: Wikipedia reference.

    My father had both kinds—at the same time. He was always cold, but he had a nice tan. We discouraged the use of butter as a moisturizer.

  4. Neo Blakkrstal

    Neo Blakkrstal said, about 4 years ago

    Holly: [her IQ has been increased to 12,000] Strike a light! I’m a genius again! I know everything! Metaphysics, philosophy, the purpose of being-everything! Ask me a question, any question, and I’ll answer it.
    Talkie Toaster: Any question?
    Holly: Yes.
    Talkie Toaster: How to break the speed of light? How to marry quantum mechanics and classical physics? Any question at all, truly anything and you will answer?
    Holly: Yes.
    Talkie Toaster: OK, here’s my question: Would you like some toast?
    Holly: No, thank you. Now ask me another.
    Talkie Toaster: Do you know anything about the use of chaos theory in predicting weather cycles?
    Holly: I know everything there is to know about chaos theory and predicting weather cycles.
    Talkie Toaster: Oh, very well. Here’s my second question: Would you like a crumpet?
    Holly: I’m a computer with an I.Q. of 12,000. You don’t seem to understand; I know the meaning of the universe.
    Talkie Toaster: That’s not answering my question.
    Holly: [irritated] No, I would not like a crumpet! Now ask me a sensible question, preferably one that isn’t bread related.
    Talkie Toaster: Very well. I have a third question. A sensible question. A question that will tax your new I.Q. to its very limits and stretch the sinews of you knowledge to bursting point.
    Holly: This is going to be about waffles, isn’t it?
    Talkie Toaster: Certainly not. And I resent the implication that I’m a one-dimensional, bread-obsessed electrical appliance.
    Holly: I apologise, toaster. What’s the question?
    Talkie Toaster: The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite… would you like a toasted teacake?
    Holly: That’s another bready question.
    Talkie Toaster: It’s not just bready. It’s quite curranty, too.
    Talkie Toaster: [Holly is shutting herself off] Wait, before you go, there is one question, an important one, the others will have to know!
    Holly: [alarmed] What? What?
    Talkie Toaster: Would you like a cheese and ham Breville?

  5. Ron

    Ron GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 years ago

    Hmmm… that’s odd – he doesn’t look like breakfast.

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