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   Cliff1911 said, 5 months ago

   Uh, oh. The Bad Timing award.
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   Lureman said, 5 months ago

   What happened to little Jay-Bird? Tragedy in MILFtown? No way Gil can reach him, grief must run it’s course. Only time, if that, can heal it.
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   chiphilton said, 5 months ago

   OK, so any minute he’s not thinking about something else, he’s thinking about Jay-Bird. That could be every other minute, once an hour, even once a week. He could just as accurately say that when he isn’t thinking about Jay-Bird, he’s thinking about something else.
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   bearwku82 said, 5 months ago

   Assuming little Jay-Bird was Scott’s brother, it is difficult losing a sibling. My experiences remind me that kids are suprisingly resilient, I predict Great Scott will rise above the grief and he will become a Thorpalcholic favorite.
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   jimmymanners said, 5 months ago

   Jay-Bird was eaten by two young emo vampire children named Thorpe.
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   bagbalm said, 5 months ago

   Jay was undoubtedly fell by some scourge that needs people to run many miles with ribbons on to eradicate.
   I’ve always thought they could cure diseases better sticking to the lab bench – but maybe running helps them think clearly.
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   bronyaur said, 5 months ago

   The only thing I think about when I’m running is when I can stop.
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   Gilfan79 said, 5 months ago

   Wow, poor little Jay-Bird was evidently done in from too much static electricity. It’s still in evidence when you run your finger to close to the little tykes picture.
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   Have Mop Will Travel said, 5 months ago

   P1 – seems like an odd time for an arm wrestling match, but who am I to judge?
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    Ellisburkes said, 5 months ago

    I used to think that U.S. News and World Report was therapeutic but, ultimately, Time heals all wounds.
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    miffedmax said, 5 months ago

    If he thinks about Jay bird, why does he point to a portrait of a young Alfred E. Neuman?
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    Gil2000 said, 5 months ago

    Maybe Jay-Bird is a link to the missing Thorp children?
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    Chikuku said, 5 months ago

    Wonderful, wonderful are our lives, full of thoughts of the dead.
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    RayNDeere said, 5 months ago

    Ah, now we see what is wrong with Scott Fowler. Mourning the loss of his kid brother. Why do I suspect that something happened that Scott feels like he had something to do with Jay-Bird’s passing.
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    Louie99theKing said, 5 months ago

    This is a job for Mary Worth, not Coach Thorp.
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