Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 06, 2014

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Bucky Katt: I got the tarot cards. Satchel Pooch: Huh? I forgot about that days ago. Bucky Katt: I already shuffled them. Just cut them like the instructions say and let's get this sideshow on the main road. Satchel Pooch: Why is there tape on all the cards? Bucky Katt: Just cut the deck and pick a card! Satchel Pooch: Ok, ok, The queerpohant? Is that a real card? Bucky Katt: Uh... Satchel Pooch: The King of Queen? That's a TV show, not a tarot card! Bucky Katt: Let me see that. Satchel Pooch: These are all cut in half and tapped together! You don't know how to cut a deck of cards! Bucky Katt: Tarot cards are vague! Even the instructions! You should focus on the mega-horrors of your future life, not the minor folbles of my crafting past! Satchel Pooch: The D cups? You think that's minor? Bucky Katt: Aw, fer... I'll go get another deck.