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Bucky: Get a load of this headline, fido.
Satchel: The army is eating cats now?
Bucky: What? No! Can you not read?
Satchel: "Vet Says Number of Cats in Us on Rise."
Bucky: Cats in U.S.! United States! Not cats in us! 74 million cats to 70 million dogs!
Satchel: Ok, fine. So?
Bucky: So that's proof we're more popular than dogs.
Satchel: No, it means there's more of you guys. Lots of people still hate you guys! By your logic, mosquitoes and bacteria are the most popular pets in the U.S.! Let's measure a different way. What would you get if all the dogs in America were laid end to end?
Bucky: I shudder to think.
Satchel: We'd be a longer line than cats.
Bucky: Two dogs would be a longer line! Cats aren't dumb enough to be lined!
Satchel: Indeed, nature has subtle ways of expressing perfection.
Bucky: Pff. Nature also made flying fish and platypuses, so don't talk to me about nature.
Feb 10, 2014
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