Their owner is a pseudo vegan. He doesn’t smoke pot, so he’s not a true vegan..
Some years back, the bio professors from my university were in the field and decided to mess with the one wisdom-challenged among them. They asked “what would you do if you found a bear in a trap” The wisdom-challenged one said “I’d let it go”. One of the older professors said under his breath “idiot”..The reason being that a bear is going to shred you up long before you get the trap open and even if you succeded in getting trap open, it will likely turn on you.