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Jan 16, 2013
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Satchel: Why doesn't your evil book show the deadly pressure points of cats?
Bucky: It's a cat book, that would be sick.
Satchel: Silly me, so what's the biggest animal in here?
Bucky: Well, that's the north American edition, so Buffalo.
Satchel: You're telling me that you could take down and eat a buffalo. Armed only with this book.
Bucky: The only obstacle to me eating a buffalo is find a pot big enough to prepare it in. Fact.
Satchel: Oh, why didn't I ask for a buffalo for Christmas?
Bucky: Without the pot. It'd just be another thing to clean up.
Jan 18, 2013
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