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Jan 4, 2013
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Rob: Lemme get this straight: any children's tv character that happens to be red was created as part of a soviet mind-control program?
Bucky: That's correct.
Rob: Even elmo, the cutest thing ever?
Satchel: No no no no no no
Bucky: Real name: Ivan Elmonov. My best guess is that his accent is Uzbek. Inf act, the tickle me elmo doll is based on an old soviet gargalesis interrogation training mannequin.
Rob: Ok, I'm out, bye.
Satchel: No!
Jan 6, 2013
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