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   naturally_easy said, 8 months ago

   Tidybowl is not healthy for your dog.
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   JohnnyDiego said, 8 months ago

   @Debbie Jordan

   If you lived with the threats of my wife for any length of time you would put the seat down too.
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   dukedoug said, 8 months ago

   @Debbie Jordan

   He’s gotta’ sit somewhere while he follows along on this discussion.
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   Cooncat said, 8 months ago

   My seat & top are always down too … as when my cats go into chase mode they often jump on there to get up on the sink cabinet. Once one of my friends left the seat down, but the lid up. I heard a splash and one of my cats came out very wet (fortunately it was just a water bath).
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   prfesser said, 8 months ago

   I always put the seat down AND the top down. Who wants to look into a cruddy toilet?
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   TheIrishInquisition said, 8 months ago

   The idea is, Satchel, that if you float in water, you’re made of wood, “and therefore….”
   “A witch!”

   By the way, what else floats in water?
   “Bread!”
   “Apples!”
   “Cider!”
   “Very small rocks!”

   Watch out, Bucky, or he may turn you into a newt…
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   SwimsWithSharks said, 8 months ago

   I think Rob does LSD as soon as he gets home from work, and hallucinates these talking animals.
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   Stephen Gilberg said, 8 months ago

   @SwimsWithSharks

   But other humans respond to the animals’ speech as well, even when Rob’s not around.
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   Reppr said, 8 months ago

   Shameful, that’s what it is! Shameful! Oh, to think the dog would make a mockery of the bathtub witch dunking!
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    thehag said, 8 months ago

    @Debbie Jordan

    ‘By the way, for an apartment with a single man, it’s interesting he not only has the toilet seat down but the top down too. Very careful, that one.’

    Never ceases to amaze me how many women complain about the seat but leave the lid up.

    The following quote is from the TV show Bones;“You should always put the lid down. Otherwise a fine mist of aerosolized urine and fecal particulates is sprayed into the air every time you flush. And if your toothbrush is out you might as well brush your teeth with excrement.”
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    CorruptedFile said, 8 months ago

    @thehag

    Mythbusters tested this and found that it doesn’t matter if the lid is up or down or where you put your toothbrush:
    http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/db/human-body/fecal-matter-on-toothbrush.html
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    Rick said, 8 months ago

    @CorruptedFile

    I saw both sides about that lid-down vs doesn’t-matter argument, and still decided to go lid-down (my wife does it, too). But to find it discussed on a comic site is – itself – too funny for words.
    This is a great group!
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    angusdad said, 8 months ago

    @CorruptedFile

    Love the Mythbusters. It’s fun to see where they film around where I live (SF Bay area)
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    Tacopielvr said, 8 months ago

    @Debbie Jordan

    I’ve been single & living alone most of my life. The seat & lid always get put down when finished.
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    Oak Ridge Boy61 said, 8 months ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    JD it always amuses me when women complain about the seat being left up. If they ever had to use the Men’s Room at any public venue they would realize that raising the seat is not the default setting for many of us men. And those same men tend to have very bad aim!
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