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   naturally_easy said, 11 months ago

   When the Jehova’s Witnesses show up will Satchel be answering the door? I want to hear that.
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   firedome said, 11 months ago

   actually, this entire mess can be cleared up with a friendly game of “plants versus zombies”.
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   Pacopuddy said, 11 months ago

   @naturally_easy

   Ohhhh, me too! So far as I know my husband is the only person who managed not only to rid of the Witnesses in zero seconds flat, but they have never been back (15 years), even though they infest the rest of the street like ants at a picnic.
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   Dave4B said, 11 months ago

   @Pacopuddy

   Yes, answering the front door after stepping out of the shower can have that effect on some people.
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   orinoco womble said, 11 months ago

   Satchel, you’re right…they need shovels because it’s getting higher and drier every minute.
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   orinoco womble said, 11 months ago

   @Pacopuddy

   I once opened the door and when they started the spiel I simply said, clearly and firmly, “Vade Retro Satanas.” They have never come back and that was 20 years ago.
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   davehculii said, 11 months ago

   The jahoves would knock on my door at 7am every week because I lived at the end of the block.I asked nicely 2 or 3 times to skip me to no avail. Next visit I took off every stich of clothes and opened the door. They ran away screaming and never bothered me again!
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   Tacopielvr said, 11 months ago

   Whenever Jehovah’s Witnesses or Mormons used to come knocking, despite the no solicitors and beware of dog signs, my 100+lb Doberman, Bluefire would do what Dobermans do and bark loudly and frantically. I would casually walk over to the door all the while calling Bluefire “Lucifer, heel, down boy!” They always left promptly.
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   Tacopielvr said, 11 months ago

   @

   Yup, you sound just like the big bad boys (really just loser punk weenies) I used to pound the crap out of in high school for abusing cats and kittens. I’ve unabashedly liked cats my whole life. Of course you would never slow down for a cat, you’re a punk weenie redneck hillbilly jack#ss of the worst kind.
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    Lovecraft said, 11 months ago

    @Tacopielvr

    AMEN!
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    Varnes said, 11 months ago

    Slow down for kitties…..
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    MagicFan said, 11 months ago

    @

    Killing rats and (kiddies think) monsters. Please don’t insult a type of animal my family has had as a pet for 16 years.
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    TolkienFreak said, 11 months ago

    @

    Have you no sense of decency?? Cats are extremely intelligent, probably more so than you. And so I say to you, you killer of innocent, noble animals: MALEDICTA PLUAT IN CAPUT TUUM! VOBIS SUNT AN FATUUS! Oh, you don’t understand that? Well then, clearly you failed eighth grade. Just as I suspected.
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    TolkienFreak said, 11 months ago

    @Tacopielvr

    I completely agree. I once saw a one-panel cartoon of a cat saying to a dog: “I was a dog in a past life, but I came back as a god.”
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    Mhic Dhu Ghaill said, 11 months ago

    What do you get when you cross a JW with a Universal Unitarian ?

    Someone who comes to your door for no apparent reason
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