Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 11, 2011

Transcript:

Bucky: Wanna shoot some craps? Satchel: Ha ha! Nooo thanks! A buddy talked me into that once, and they made us clean up for hours! Bucky: Satchel, this... Wait, what? Satchel: What? Bucky: Never mind. Would you like to gamble on dice? Satchel: Uhhh, no, I did that once already. Bucky: What happened? Satchel: Well, as you know, I'm quite unlucky... Bucky: What does gambling have to do with your looks? Satchel: Remember that time I went to central park and I played blackjack with a guy on a rock? ...And he got dealt a 21 card 3 times in a row! I was like, aw! Oh well, anyway, I got snake eyes. Bucky: Yeah, and a turtle butt. Now tell me about the dice.