Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 27, 2011

Transcript:

Bucky says, "This program again? You're obsessed with the Mongols! You're Genghis consumed!" Rob says, "Different program." Bucky says, "Are you a horde hoarder, Robert?" Rob says, "You're not impressed by the Mongols?" Bucky says, "Uh, no. Equestrians aren't scary, no matter how cranky they are." Rob says, "They only conquered the largest contiguous empire in history." Bucky says, "How hard can it have been? They didn't even bother getting out of their pajamas." Bucky says, "They cheated, anyway. You ever smelled a horse? It makes you dizzy, and dizzy people are easy to conquer. Look at the Belgians." Rob says, "How do horses... Belgians?" Bucky says, "New things are dangerous. Like throwing a taco at a scotsman: it's new. It's spicy. He'll freak out." Bucky says, "Man a jar of Newman's salsa would probably kill an Irishman. Their system isn't used to it." Rob says, "Not a good analogy." Bucky says, "Ok, then, like how you feel when a girl talks to you." Satchel says, "Ha ha! Oooo."