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   jimmyh43105 said, 5 months ago

   “Because they’re skinless.” And this is NOT a question I’d want to hear from my kid. :)
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   Ryan Maitland said, 5 months ago

   How about because chickens are not mammals?
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   prfesser said, 5 months ago

   I have always wondered about this, myself. Poor Roosters. Nothing to get an erotic charge from.
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   But since chickens don’t wear clothes, if they had nipples, would they have to wear pasties? Bras?
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   Who gives a cluck?
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   CharlieTuba said, 5 months ago

   @Ryan Maitland

   But why do men have nipples?
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   pair8head said, 5 months ago

   Chickens don’t feed their young so have no use for them. Men have them because when first conceived the baby can be either sex. It isn’t until the male chromaseone kicks in that the sex is truly set and by then the nipples are already developed.
   Note to self? (If I got this wrong I may need to go back to school.)
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   Rottiluv said, 5 months ago

   This is the kind of question I used to ask as a kid. Brutal honesty works well.
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   Rottiluv said, 5 months ago

   @pair8head

   meh, close enough. But it’s basically Mammal = Mammary glands = nipples.
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   prfesser said, 5 months ago

   @CharlieTuba

   Why not??? breaks up the otherwise boring expanse of male chest – at least until the hair starts growing.
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   Larry said, 5 months ago

   Did Adam have nipples?
   Everybody: “Madam, …..”
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