Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli

Gasoline Alley

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  1. Mineola

    Mineola said, 5 months ago

    Slim should try my diet: Only eat the foods you hate!

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

    Reminds me of Perri-air from Spaceballs.

  3. SUSAN NEWMAN

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 5 months ago

    Not funny today.
    Hopefully, tomorrow we’ll have a new story arc, sans Slim and Clovia.

  4. TrapperJohn

    TrapperJohn said, 5 months ago

    Brought to you by the makers of “Ever-So-Much-More-So”. (Any Homer Price fans out there?)

  5. whmIII

    whmIII said, 5 months ago

    Push yourself away from the table 3 times a day…

  6. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, 5 months ago

    Sounds like a can of water.

  7. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, 5 months ago

    You know if you try a diet that doesn’t contain anything with soy or corn products, you won’t be able to eat much of anything. Even the meat that you buy in the grocery was fed with corn.

  8. OldManMountain

    OldManMountain said, 5 months ago

    Do you think they don’t show Gretchen anymore because she turned out like Slim or, worse, like his mother?

  9. jollyjack

    jollyjack said, 5 months ago

    Best diet that I know is “eat until you are not hungry, NOT until you are full”. When I do this , it works (wish I did it more often).

  10. Kab Buch

    Kab Buch said, 5 months ago

    Sim eat very small meal inbetween way you will not pig out. But what would Clovia and rest do if Slim did slim down no one could make comments about him.

  11. S M

    S M said, 5 months ago

    Better than the Cookie Diet that many hollywood stars follow as those cookies only cost $20 for 6 cookies

  12. Saucy1121

    Saucy1121 said, 5 months ago

    @S M

    For the average person, the idea is once you buy a few of those, you can’t afford to buy any more food.

  13. kaecispop

    kaecispop said, 5 months ago

    There is a diet soda that matches the zero calories, zero caffeine, and zero sodium in its description whose name comes close to the ‘Diet Riot’ in its name. Its flavors are very good with white grape soda and tangerine soda. However, I want the caffeine and they quit distributing that drink in this region. What poor marketing: quit selling the best tasting diet cola because of poor sales due to inconsistent supply to vendors.

  14. TheAuldWan

    TheAuldWan said, 5 months ago

    I was on a diet where I lost 40 pounds in 34 days. It required a long march in the Philippines now long ago…

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

    Slim drank it so fast he didn’t even notice.
    -
    Sometimes I have found them nearly empty and sealed. (bottling error.)

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