Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli

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  1. EarlWash

    EarlWash said, about 1 month ago

    Jim, you’re a sneak.

    And, Byrd, you are not the least bit gracious. For shame.

  2. BigGrouch

    BigGrouch said, about 1 month ago

    Good for you, Byrd.

  3. Ravenswing

    Ravenswing said, about 1 month ago

    What an amazing concept: a man who takes No for an answer.

  4. BlitzMcD

    BlitzMcD said, about 1 month ago

    Byrd’s candor is refreshing. And Gertie had it coming.

  5. axe-grinder

    axe-grinderGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Break-ups can be like that.

  6. OzzieJohn

    OzzieJohnGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Ravenswing said, about 1 hour ago
    “What an amazing concept: a man who takes No for an answer.”

    I bet he doesn’t leave the lid up when he’s finished either :)

  7. ocean17

    ocean17 said, about 1 month ago

    I bet he can turn himself back on with a litle effort. Even for a babe who ditched him because he was down on his luck at the time, and is galloping after him like a moose in heat now that he’s in the money.

  8. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    That’s not fair, ocean 17. He asked her to marry him after only one date. I wouldn’t have accepted such a marriage proposal but I would’ve said let’s get to know each other better.

  9. Xrystalia

    XrystaliaGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    For as much a player as Byrd is, I’m guessing he’s hoping Gertie’s not playing him now. Her not having a ticket and showing up anyway - and at such personal expense - certainly would leave one hopeful.

  10. jakebb2

    jakebb2Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    And Walt?……….

  11. whmIII

    whmIII said, about 1 month ago

    Oh well, such is life.

  12. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, about 1 month ago

    Most of the toilets in home bathrooms have both a lid and a seat.

    Gereralizing here: A woman would complain if the man left the lid down on the toilet stool just like she would if the man left the seat up.

    If the married woman had a night light in the master bathroom and the electricity was working, she would see that her husband left the seat up or put it back down.

    For those who have the money, they have in the wall urinals which a man can use. When the pull forward lid on its pushed back to the surface of the wall, water rinses the thing and it is a water saver, too.

  13. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, about 1 month ago

    Yes, what happened to Walt? Since some of Gertie’s friends are related to him, they could be looking out after him.

  14. HectorPriam

    HectorPriam said, about 1 month ago

    In the interest of equality, in the wall urinals should be available for women to use at any time.

  15. Susan001

    Susan001 said, about 1 month ago

    Gertie got her comeuppance? How narrow can someone be?

    NO man is worth the suffering poor Gertie had to endure.

  16. jtpozenel

    jtpozenel said, about 1 month ago

    I met a girl once that complained about men leaving the toilet seat up. She was actually complaining that she might sit down during the middle of the night and fall into the bowl. I found it hard to imagine that a woman wouldn’t check first. After all, how may men don’t check first and then just pee on the lid?

  17. homecookin_1900

    homecookin_1900 said, about 1 month ago

    Have you ever seen studies on how many germs go shooting into the air from the toilet when one flushes with the lid up. Disgusting!!! After hubby saw one of those, it became a rule that the lid gets closed after every use, no matter what gender you are.

  18. crunkbot

    crunkbot said, about 1 month ago

    Ah… Bird’s not just reckless and manipulative, he’s also remarkably immature.

    What a catch!!

  19. Ronshua

    RonshuaGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Leave the mints where there at please !

  20. HectorPriam

    HectorPriam said, about 1 month ago

    If Byrd asked me to marry him I would turn him down in a heartbeat!

    Wait a minute……isn’t he rich and famous now?

    I could be a lot more tolerant toward same sex marriages.

  21. EarlWash

    EarlWash said, about 1 month ago

    Crunkbot….right on!