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   big G 3469 said, 3 months ago

   Oh yes he’s is Ramona Lisa! He’s confessing his sins to the Almighty in His house!

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   mrbribery said, 3 months ago

   What would anyone say to the police if they called?

   “Arrest him! He stole something, he didn’t say what!”

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   stringmusicianer said, 3 months ago

   Must we have these hideous teeth pictures on the web site? Can’t that ad agency find anything more appealing, like a nice smile or something? It looks like we’re all about to be chomped.

   As for the strip, lovely scene in the middle panel. Looks like the wall is talking. If walls could talk.

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   Ronshua said, 3 months ago

   O.K. now it’s time to get the live stock watering tank out and fill’er up . The Police are probably sitting in the pews .

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   farren said, 3 months ago

   Pay the bucks, get the Genius stamp, you’ll never see those teeth pictures again.

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   Macushlalondra said, 3 months ago

   I don’t have any teeth pictures and I’m not a Genius. Just some dopey ad about stomach fat.

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   prasrinivara said, 3 months ago

   I’m docking you for semantics (wrong verb, you should have used “does” rather than “is”), bigg3469.

   For mrbribery–last I checked, ID theft (impersonating another person) is an indictable offence.

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   BigGrouch said, 3 months ago

   I think Ramona knows something Upton doesn’t. Perhaps the real Rev. Peacegood is here somewhere? And besides, did they succeed in stealing anything?
   And if impersonating a minister is a crime, then Revs. Jesse and Al can be arrested too.

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   Dypak said, 3 months ago

   prasrinivara said,
   For mrbribery–last I checked, ID theft (impersonating another person) is an indictable offence.
   ——
   We don’t know what happened to the missing minister. We do know that Upton didnt have anything to do with it. Slim assumed Upton was the minister and Upton just went along with it. While it may not be ethical I’m not sure it’s illegal. And besides, Upton has come clean. Unless he’s done something somewhere else, perhaps a robery over in Rex Morgan, he’s clean.

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    imrobert said, 3 months ago

    The strip has been kind of so-so. It’s interesting reading the comments of believers.

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    HectorPriam said, 3 months ago

    BigGrouch said, about 3 hours ago

    “And if impersonating a minister is a crime, then Revs. Jesse and Al can be arrested too.”

    My sentiments exactly BigGrouch. Of course, Jesse and Al have a friend in high places who will invite everyone over for a beer “to put the incident behind them and move on” if the cops try to arrest them.

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    John Rieth said, 3 months ago

    Jesse & Al should be arrested! I’m surprised they weren’t at the white house for a free beer. I personally feel the officer should’ve refused to go, but I’ll bet he had no choice!

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    mrbribery said, 3 months ago

    It’s not illegal to pretend to be somebody. He didn’t commit ID fraud in that he didn’t use a real person’s SS number or other info.. Impersonation with intent to commit financial fraud can be an offense, but it’d be hard to show such intent on Upton’s part. Giving a long-winded sermon is, unfortunately, no crime.

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    HectorPriam said, 3 months ago

    John Rieth said, about 1 hour ago

    I personally feel the officer should’ve refused to go, but I’ll bet he had no choice!

    You can be sure that he had no choice and that he was told what to say during his interview. If he had been guilty of anything he was accused of he would have been terminated and a congressional task force would be formed to “investigate and stamp out racism.”

    But since Gates obviously lied and tried to make everything a racial incident and Obama stuck both feet in his mouth, the best thing to do is have a beer and peanuts, discuss it like gentlemen, “put it all behind us and move on;” just like the Duke lacrosse team debacle.

    In other words, “Since we were embarrassingly wrong, let’s just call everything even and forget it ever happened.”

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    wndrwrthg said, 3 months ago

    If we are going to indict those who falsely proclaim to be men of god, we can throw all the televangelists in jail and about 90% of the republicans in congress.

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    Dypak said, 3 months ago

    I went genius last week and I’m disappointed so far. It’s nice to get everything in one page. But if you post any at all it’s a pain. You have to load each page seperately to read or leave comments. But there are no teeth!

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    Joe Allen Doty said, 3 months ago

    The “parson” of the church where Upton O. Goode is speaking is on vacation and he is “Pastor Present.”

    In my opinion, the religious title of “Reverend” is only good in the person’s church where he preaches or in his denomination. Besides, Jesus did not approve of people in spiritual leadership of having religious titles.

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    Alley_Oop said, 3 months ago

    Actually, Pastor Present is the Parson, but another minister named Warren Peacegood was on his way to fill in for him while he was on vacation. So what happened to him?

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    436rge said, 3 months ago

    I make it a policy to BOYCOTT any product advertised on this website!

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    Noreen Klose said, 3 months ago

    I would have told Mr. O to take my bottle of beer, and stuff it where the sun don’t shine SIDEWAYS!!! Gates could, too.

    Most religions set up their ministries using credentials that they approve. For instance, seminaries, college degrees, etc.

    Otherwise, anyone with a computer publishing program can print up a “Diploma”. You can find plenty of fake “degrees” on the net. I could be a minister for “X” number of dollars, anytime I want to waste the money.

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    channce said, 3 months ago

    Universal Life Church ordination is as legally valid as that of any other church for performing legal services. the Federal government saw to that clear back in the 60’s I believe. It has to do with separation of church and state. No one church or group of churches can conspire to prevent selected other churches from having the right to to exist and to perform rituals such as marriage and have those recognized by the government. Hence, the existence of New Age Churches among others.