Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli

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  1. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, 10 months ago

    Because fools like you are always parting with it which reminds me of another sayin’….

  2. Subtorp401

    Subtorp401Genius_badge said, 10 months ago

    ….and we know the saying…

  3. Edcole1961

    Edcole1961 said, 10 months ago

    Another good saying is, “Don’t believe in a god that is short of cash.”

  4. KingRat

    KingRat said, 10 months ago

    the pastor isn’t begging you for your money he just wants to help you by removing all that evil temptation from your presence.

  5. grampaspot

    grampaspot said, 10 months ago

    Sounds more like the government!

  6. Joan S

    Joan S said, 10 months ago

    But the government doesn’t beg. It just takes.

  7. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    I used to go to a church that taught that God wants to bless you with money, but you have to bless him first. The more you bless God with money the more he can bless you back. Therefore, the more you give the richer you will become.

    I don’t go there anymore.

  8. axe-grinder

    axe-grinderGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    Only Jim tosses in so many jokes in one day.

  9. BigGrouch

    BigGrouch said, 10 months ago

    “A fool and his money are soon partying”

  10. Stuart Gathman

    Stuart Gathman said, 10 months ago

    The actual idea is hospitality. Christians are to “give to them that ask”, be kind to strangers “for in so doing some have entertained angels unawares.” Hospitality is not unique to Christianity. The idea is not to “give to God” (ridiculous), but to allow God to use you as a conduit to bless others. Unfortunately, hospitality in America has been institutionalized and corrupted. (And charity co-opted by government professionals.)

  11. Trucker Ron

    Trucker Ron said, 10 months ago

    All a church can do is ask for money. The government does it at the point of a gun. (Try saying “no” to the tax man some time!)