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   patjade said, 4 months ago

   And those are just the best parts of his life!

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   Ladywolf17 said, 4 months ago

   I’m terribly sorry sir but we have a no return and a no refund policy please wait here while I put you on hold……(click).beep beep beep (busy signal) I’m sorry, but the number you are trying to reach is no longer in service. Please hang up and try again or call information.

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   Furienna said, 4 months ago

   Jon should have called me instead. I would have listened to him.

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   Macushlalondra said, 4 months ago

   Take the toaster back and get a refund or exchange. As for your life, they can’t take responsibility for it unless all of your problems are due to having a broken toaster.

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   Lewreader said, 4 months ago

   My toaster and my smoke alarm are connected

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   johnnydoc5 said, 4 months ago

   Well, sure Macushlalondra, what is life without a good piece of toast every now and then?

7. 

   cleokaya said, 4 months ago

   Jon’s life is already toast.

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   Wildmustang1262 said, 4 months ago

   Jon, you should not buy something with malfunction/ defective; otherwise, you will be trouble-toasted!

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   mottih said, 4 months ago

   i mean, dosent every single complain to the toaster complaint dep. about their life?