so if there were an escalator, Garfield would be smooth sailin’?
It could have a nice view though.
So I guess since heaven is UP and paradise is UP,Onward and upward.
You’re right, Garfield. We’ve been fools to have believed otherwise…
Let’s see … what else is down instead of up (and contrasted with Paradise at that?)
If there was Paradise up there, how does Garfield climb anyways? His nails are too short to dig deep enough holes to climb a cliff.
A 38 year old cat has no business climbing a mountain. His heart could give out.
The Poor Child Just Needs An Elevator anyways People.Katts Need Special ToolsYou Know.Since He Could not Climb that Awful Stairway To Heaven.The Poor Creature might End Up Going Somewhere Else.Who makes This Difficult Short Cuts Anyways.Now That Confused Kitty Katt Will Just Head Downhill Litterally.If there had Been a Pizza Sign in There Perhaps As Well Who Knows Maybe He Could Had Actually Tried A bit harder To Reach that Steepy Sloppy Hill.I Say The Devil made him Do It.Funny.The Legendary Mr.Jim Davis Should Made Some more Like These One More Often. :)
Yes, anyone who’s ever rolled a pair of dice knows they’ll roll straight downhill.
Paradise WV is uphill from Red House and Hometown
Garfield would be up the hill in a moment if the sign read: I Can Haz CHEESEBURGER in Paradise.
Don’t be so sure, Garfield. If it was downhill wouldn’t it get very, very, very warm?
Why would he think it is a downhill
it will be once they pave it.