Garfield by Jim Davis for March 25, 2013

Oh, Jon. (Seems like it’s been a while since we’ve heard Garfield utter his three least favorite words.)

And Jon isn’t even a dancer….Pardon. “Danseur.”

I think you’re right Prof. I wouldn’t want to be woken up to be told someone had given themselves a wedgie either.

I’m still tryin to figure out how he gave himself a wedgie.

I suggest getting a bomb Garfield, just in case that happens again…….

Oh no, Garfield. How will you manage?

It doesn’t matter what day of the week it is. Jon is just as stupid on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays as he is on Mondays.

first panel: john was like :-| . second panel: john was still like :-| and garfield was like .| third panel: john: i gave myself a wedgie getting dressed this morning. Garfield: i hate mondays.

You beat me to it. So, yup.

Just what does John do for a living? He’s never seen at a job.

We REALLY wanted to know that, Jon.

LOL xxx

Monday is garbage day here too, but I get up early every day. I also don’t hate monday anymore because I’m retired.

Jon’s missing a few bulbs? More like 99%

ahhh…gotcha.

Yesterday morning my daughters were getting dressed for school. My 8-year-old suddenly yelled, “I got a wedgie!” She couldn’t understand why I was laughing so hard.

Still better than a wet Monday…

Hahahahaha I love wedgie jokes. To a point.

Does Jon just stand around waiting for Garfield to wake up so he can share these things?