Garfield by Jim Davis

Garfield

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, almost 4 years ago

    I read that lions in Africa sleep twenty hours a
    a day. I think Garfield’s got them beat.

  2. mepo

    mepo said, almost 4 years ago

    I think i take a nap….

  3. garfieldfan1992

    garfieldfan1992 said, almost 4 years ago

    In other words: Hakuna Mattata!

  4. win

    win said, almost 4 years ago

    @mepo

    In my retirement, other than a walk, reading or this goldarned compuker I spend a good part of the day napping with the cat.

  5. samvadi

    samvadi said, almost 4 years ago

    Oh dear – now even good ’ol laziness is being hijacked by smartness!

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 4 years ago

    Bazinga! Might as well enjoy the blonde jokes while we can … I’m sure the PC police will find some way to stop them!

  7. CrazyPri

    CrazyPri said, almost 4 years ago

    And that’s the secret to happiness, Garfield!

  8. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 4 years ago

    This has nothing to do with the strip, I just thought it was funnier.

    A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he drove in coming home from work. She was just jumping for joy.
    He didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but thought, “What the heck.”, and started jumping up and down with her.

    Then she said, “Honey, I have some really great news for you!”

    He said, “Great, tell me what you’re so happy about!”

    She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, and told him that she was pregnant!

    He kissed her and told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier!”

    Then, she said, “Oh, honey, there’s more!”

    He asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”

    She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!”

    Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.

    She said, “Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and *_both_ * tests came out positive.”

    Is anyone else having trouble with their comments today?

  9. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, almost 4 years ago

    Garfield better nap while he can. I think I can smell lasagna.Either that, or it was the LEFTOVER lasagna from yesterday.

  10. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav said, almost 4 years ago

    How can you know life if you’re too lazy to experience it?

  11. dreadlokz

    dreadlokz said, almost 4 years ago

    That’s it. Garfield is getting so boring I’m not going to read it anymore. Ya won’t see my comment here tomorrow!

  12. bookgeek

    bookgeek said, almost 4 years ago

    I can understand that philosophy

  13. Benjamin Scott

    Benjamin Scott said, almost 4 years ago

    @CrazyPri ture!

  14. Perkycat

    Perkycat said, almost 4 years ago

    @Johanan Rakkav

    We watch it on TV.

  15. Butch Glover

    Butch Glover GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    @dreadlokz

    Damn! You will be missed!

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